Sayse

Phonics Addiction Rehabilitation Center

[imjunebitch]

having an actual consistent set of morals in a vibe-based world full of people who say they have a "strong sense of justice" as shorthand for "I get really pissy when I don't get what I want" is kinda exhausting lol

[goon]

[literallymechanical]

Talking college experiences at work and casually mentioned "one of those semesters where you're so overloaded that you're basically living off gummy worms and five hour energy" and a younger coworker was like wtf why would you do that and I am absolutely heartbroken that the COVID-remote-college generation never got to experience the mid-November double-all nighter on campus slamming weird snake-themed energy drinks from Hmart debuggin gyour FUCKING robot that won't turn left. Tragic!!!

[excalculus]

Or that biomechanics final project that we only finished through the power of spite and dumpster donuts.

[deep-space-netwerk]

Or when you order delivery to campus and one Dominoes pizza is dinner for two nights in a row and you don't go home in between because your drone isn't following the red ping pong ball on a stick. Please just follow the ping pong ball its literally red.

[gpuzzle]

or when you stay up 72 hours on the power of gallons of arizona iced tea debugging assembly code

[literallymechanical]

We definitely learned some bad habits and wrong lessons but I'll be fucked if the experience didn't teach us how to lock the fuck in when the chips are down.

[deep-space-netwerk]

Genuinely I sometimes miss the brain buzz you get following a week of alternating all-nighters and 4 hour naps. Maybe I should finally get a PhD.

[literallymechanical]

you can NOT stop moving. the momentum is the only thing keeping your heart beating and if you EVER fail to put one foot in front of the other you'll ruin everything and everybody will know it was you

[aflo]

A standard porno with the bad acting and music and whatnot but partway through the action the camera pans to a millipede and hunting spider locked in a duel for survival, the sounds of sex fade out and the scene in the background blurs, epic battle music starts to play

[segamascott]

he seems to be doing a pretty good job tbh

[weepingwitch]

theist accelerationism: the world needs to get as bad as possible as fast as possible so God is forced to intervene

atheist accelerationism: the world needs to get as bad as possible as fast as possible in order to trigger a collapse of the current economic and socio-political structure

agnostic accelerationism: nobody knows why the world needs to get as bad as possible as fast as possible

[actualized-animal]

Did You Learn?

you can lie on the floor in your home and the Soft Baby who lives there will approach you. this will increase your chance of contact with Nose Wet by 75%

[cuunos]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[hustlerose]

Out of Touch Thursday

[arbyscurlyfries666-deactivated2]

OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY

[snuv]

but im out of my head when you’re not around…

[rockmilkshake]

happy birthday.

[saltwatersweets]

this is the only out of touch thursday you can reblog this

[yeomk2]

Wicked × Utena

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[tieflingkisser]

[charlesoberonn]

My Life as a Middle Aged Robot

[micaxiii]

I visualized it

[itsgeauxtime-deactivated2023082]

I’m kinkshaming

[fren-in-jesus]

MILFbot

[falseficus]

pussy corrosive

[falseficus]

[falseficus]

i don’t even want to SEE the blorbos you guys are tagging this as. how could you conceivably relate this to a fictional character like I don’t look at my favs and go you know what? his pussy could eat through a metal grate

[maidthings]

maid you look

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[timcurrysbooty]

[carlottagiudicellivevo]

[takiki16]

NO FEAR.  The actors who played Long John Silver and Captain Flint in Black Sails FULLY ACKOWLEDGE that the Muppet adaptation was the best

(source)

[saint-batrick]

[alder-knight]

hi i hope i get to be the one to break this news on Tumblr, because

I am reading Tim Curry’s 2025 memoir, Vagabond

and in it, he not only devotes a chapter to Muppet Treasure Island, but also references this very post

so, to recap

no, Tim Curry is absolutely NOT a Muppet; however

yes, he and Miss Piggy ABSOLUTELY fucked

[leathergerard]