SlimeFarmer127

I go by Lou. My pronouns are she/they and I love to read and play the occasional video games.

[zishiyao]

Elk: Lost the election to be the King's steed again. They said my antlers weren't grand enough

[infinityenginesys-deactivated20]

What do you call a collection of Bilbo’s books?

Bilbliography.

[expired-applejuice]

Bilbo: thorin stop giving me so many gifts

Thorin: it's my love language to spoil my husband

Bilbo: fine but you're limited to one gift a month

Thorin: a week

Bilbo: twice a month

Thorin: a day.

Bilbo: you're going the wrong way

Thorin: an hour

Bilbo:

[madlori]

Sending out the love to all my fellow donut-house-builders.

[mxliv-oftheendless]

So if yall didn’t know, in The Hobbit book, Thranduil had the Dwarves locked up for approximately weeks, and Bilbo was just invisible and wandering in the palace the entire time, vibing miserably.

My headcanon, therefore, is that the Mirkwood Elves now have a local legend about a ghost haunting Thranduil’s palace, never seen but generally thought to be harmless. Thranduil scoffs at the idea, but has been seen glancing around at the dark corners of rooms. Legolas fully believes in it and is known to say hello out loud when he enters an empty room, in case the ghost is nearby.

It’s not until Legolas joins the Fellowship that he figures out that the supposed ghost was actually an invisible Bilbo the whole time. He never tells Thranduil, because he thinks it’s funny to see his regal father unnerved by the idea of a ghost.

[kiis1k]

“Manic pixy dream girl” Son & and his “type-A bipolar wine mom” Dad

[shinraalpha]

i love how Gandalf invested in Hobbits in year one and has been pushing them ever since. Thorin, i hear you need help with a breaking and entering. Can I recommend one of these little cunts? Silent as fuck, trust me. Elrond my dude i know you're skeptical but these four chucklefucks just transported a weapon of mass destruction all the way here. Theoden, you've gotta get yourself a hobbit man, I've got a spare one here. Denathor you big prick, take a hobbit - literally this is the bottom of the range but listen to him sing. Beautiful little bastard.

[cheacegirl]

I made a bad comic and now you have to look at it

[catchymemes]

[achillesuwu]

So…

Does AO3 have a plan if queer content get ban in the usa ? Like… they allow everything that is allowed per USA’s law so if they don’t (and even if they do) I strongly advise that y’all download all the queer fic you can…

[soloontherocks-moving-refol-blog]

my favorite side effect warning is for antidepressants

pros: you won’t want to kill yourself

cons: you might want to kill yourself

[notnights]

Back when I was in a psychiatric hospital, and was offered antidepressants, my mother had declined them due to that apparent side effect. So the staff actually explained about this effect antidepressants have, that give reason to that warning. When first taking antidepressants they raise up your energy first. So that you have the energy to do the tasks you might have avoided doing due to your depression. Because of this those who were already suicidal, now have the energy to go do so. Which is the ones this warning is given for. It’s not that a side effect of antidepressants magically makes you want to kill yourself, it’s the energy it gives those who were already struggling with suicidal issues, to actually attempt the act.

[butterscotchwm-deactivated20181]

Very informative…

[staying-happily-high]

Wow. I’m so glad you explained that. Now I understand

[its-thedinosaurman]

My high school choir/psych teacher actually told is about this. She also said if you have a suicidal friend who starts seeming like they might be getting better because they have more energy, that’s the time to be cautious because that’s when they may still be suicidal but they’ll actually have the energy to go through with it

[starlight-and-promises]

THIS. a thousand times THIS. I had it explained to me in my AP psychology class in high school. super fucking important.

[fatale-distraction]

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT and I wish my doctors had explained it to me this well when I first started taking them.

[fatale-distraction]

JUST GONNA REBLOG THIS AGAIN TO ADD that my younger sister in law recently started on anti-depressants among other medications in juncture with therapy to help handle an extreme case of OCD and anxiety, and I was the one who had to explain this to her. Her doctor only explained the risks, and not WHY they would actually be considered risks, which put her off of taking medication for most of her life. I explained it, and she understood, and THAT is why she is now on medication that is significantly improving her life. DOCTORS NEED TO TELL US THIS SHIT.

[grumpyoldnurse]

Best description of why ‘increased risk of suicide’ is included in the warning for anti-depressants I’ve ever read.

Signal boost this to save a life.

[ifyoufindmenoyoudidnt]

Also worth noting that in individuals with Bipolar Disorder antidepressants can cause a lot of issues. If you have a family history of bipolar it’s crucial you tell your psychiatrist so they know to be careful giving you antidepressants

[ifellinthefandom]

Reading amazing fanfiction, then forgetting to bookmark it

[aphony-cree]

enter this into the Google search

site:<url of site where you read the fic> <a line you remember from the fic or character names plus a unique detail>

for example:

site:http://archiveofourown.org/ Todd Margo pedicure

Google will search only AO3 and tell you which pages contain the words Todd Margo and pedicure.

[kristenconner96]

REBLOG TO SAVE A LIFE

[superpeanutwastaken-deactivated]

REBLOG TO SAVE MY LIFE

[dudesdedudes]

REBLOG!!!

[ghastmaskzombie]

Not sure how common this knowledge is, but I’d like to add that if you enclose a piece of text in quotation marks, Google will search for only the exact wording of it. So if you’re lucky enough to remember an exact quote, that’s also a powerful tool. I can’t count the number of obscure tumblr posts I’ve tracked down from screenshots with just those two techniques; I’m sure it’ll work for fic too.

[mmmm-daily]

GDJIUHBFouFNbi

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[bone-and-brawn]

[official-lucifers-child]

no no that’s a bop, i love it

[flightyfinch]

“Woman!” cried I, somewhat tearsome,

“Who are you to stand so fearsome

With your wavy locks of auburn hair and eyes of emerald green?”

Quoth the woman, “I’m Jolene”

[slowthypiglordblr]

There's an obscure and criminally underrated anime based on the children's book "You're Umasou" which follows a young tyrannosaurus unwittingly adopting a newborn ankylosaurus and having to raise him. This film deserves more attention.

[ssuzu]

just messed around with some screenshots, they're so funny, I can't 😭😭

[tomcruisingthroughlife]

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