im straight only for law

Ria☆21☆they/them

[ifyoufindmenoyoudidnt]

hey just popping in to say that i dont rlly use this tumblr at all anymore but im on twitter at least occasionally so follow me there @lesbianimp 

[aromantic-spinda]

My friend: can I ask you for relationship advice?

Me: *prepares a wheel of fortune where the only two options are "communicate" and "break up"* yeah sure go ahead

[rockhardgeologist]

[valtsv]

hey vampires, demons and other terrors of the night it really isn't necessary to go to all the effort of kidnapping me to your castles and forcing me to be your bride i'll come willingly if you just ask

[xxxdragonfucker69xxx]

#not me!! i demand theatrics!!! dress me in white lace and chain me to an altar!!! prove to me romance isnt dead!!!!!

[w33d-witch]

I just found out the offspring of a goat and sheep is called a GEEP and they’re the cutest lil shits ever I want 200 of them

[w33d-witch]

A baby

VS an adult

[bapestars]

Coool as fuck they have two sets of horns

[weirdo-canniboy-archive]

Goats are associated with Satan and lambs are associated with God.

We have created the official half demon/angel and I’m very pleased

[gunggaygirl]

of course you love the concept of “found family” you dumb slut, you’re gay

[straightboyfriend]

customers will see u drink water & be like i didn’t know u were allowed to do that

[omgmasalacat]

I’ll see a coworker drink water & be like I didn’t know we were allowed to do that

[no-passaran]

2019 what a great year for

the British Museum to return all the pieces they stole to their respective countries of origin that are asking to get them back

[no-passaran]

2020 what a great year for

the British Museum to return all the pieces they stole to their respective countries of origin that are asking to get them back

[cylonbarnes]

oscar isaac is just out in the metaphorical street yelling IT WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE TO KISS JOHN BOYEGA AND GET PAID FOR IT and i’m glad

[farvann]

a vampire giving themselves a pep talk to a mirror that has a crudely drawn picture of themselves that they drew taped to it

[slytherinbookwyrm]

@thebibliosphere

[thebibliosphere]

oh gosh, this is simultaneously so sweet and sad. I love it.

[midzelink]

“ꜱᴏ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ…ɢᴀɴᴏɴᴅᴏʀꜰ. …ɪ'ᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ  ᴅ ʏ ɪ ɴ ɢ  ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇᴇᴛ ʏᴏᴜ.”

[ankle-beez]

vibe check! *ruins your dream journal*

[it-is-a-mystery]

[some-things-are-unavoidable]

[bleakforest]

[moonkitty]

i like how we as a society basically just reinvented hieroglyphics

[prokopetz]

Honestly, if you see an angel that’s all eyes and wings and wheels of fire, you should be worried. Like, not because it’s going to hurt you or anything, but because scripturally, angels invariably appear to ordinary people in human form. In general, they only show their inhuman true forms to prophets – which means if you’re seeing them like that, they come bearing responsibility.

[domina-honoribila]

I woke up today with the phrase “spooky scary seraphim” in my head today, looks like we’re on the same wavelength.

[error-404-fuck-not-found]

i made a new christmas carol

[carrionvalentine-moved]

chris fleming is funny because he looks like someone forced a jc penney mannequin to watch sex and the city 57 times in a row and left it on the front doorstep of a gay bar, but you listen to him talk and recount his experiences and he sounds like arthur dent discovering that he's bi at 31, like i could hit chris fleming with a sledgehammer and he'd get up and be like "well what the fuck is this, a home depot?"

[lesbianblackphillip]

drinking a monster energy drink undoes your baptism

[postmarxed]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

it's only when you block tracking cookies that you realise how truly wild the internet is

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the internet: I see you have just bought a new phone case. here are 6000 other phone cases you might want.

user: this is creepy, I'm getting a privacy add-on

the internet: since I now have no idea what you like, here's Wreck-It Ralph-themed fetish gear

[unclefather]