Gallifreyan Deatheater

Since my home planet of Gallifrey was destroyed, I hang around 21st century Earth posting interesting things on the interwebs

[seaphine]

i‘ve been called weird, but never unfunny, let that sink in.

[cutecipher]

science has always been political. what gets studied. what doesnt. who gets to do the studying. on and on and on.

[cutecipher]

scientists on this post: yuuuup 👍

people who aren't scientists: um actually ☝️

[sunnfl0w3rr]

nobody:

tumblr when Ides of March:

[whimsy-flags]

Hey, you uh... coming to the party?

No no, SHH DUDE! Brutus said we were calling it a... y'know, a party! Cause it's a surprise party, and we can't have the big guy finding out early, yeah?

So, did you uh... bring any gifts?

... you forgot your fucking knife?!

GIFT, yeah, I KNOW!

Okay... okay.

Here, fucking... I brought extras.

YEAH THEY'RE THEMED!! Take em or leave em, you ungrateful little-

[slytherintimelordd]

Why does the BBC only have like 10 actors?

I swear I watch anything made by BBC & I'm like "omg that's Rory!" Or Martha, or (one of) The Doctor(s), or someone from HP.

[slytherintimelordd]

9 years together in July & 2 married.

Grateful to have met someone so amazing & someone who took in my daughter like she was his own.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

recession indicator: scam texts are job offers instead of claiming you won money or something

[aropride]

red fucking alert if you’re currently experiencing a beautiful spring day after a long and brutal winter DO NOT TRUST IT this is NOT spring it is FALSE SPRING we still have SEVERAL WEEKS OF COLD do NOT let your guard down

[greelin]

you have to understand. There are several things wrong with me

[greelin]

maybe even more

[slytherintimelordd]

Just saw that #Mika is in fact coming to a few stops in America... the closest one to me is 5hours away.

Do I take a road trip for this? 😅😭

[junglejim4322]

My delusion that im always right really isn’t helped by the fact I almost always do end up being right

[clowninacollar]

introducting my popular song faggot tally

in which I will compile every time I see this song performed live

[kosmogrl]

[slytherintimelordd]

View from the Monorail

[targetedknowledge]

[hellenicpaganism]

[thememedaddy]