Feb 8, 2024
jonathan. he spent his life escaping from spinning knife tortures and immediately tripping and falling into new spinning knife tortures. he was forcibly moisturized for a month. he hated his coworkers. his coworkers were his only friends. the only person he knew who didn't make a threat or attempt on his life was his ex girlfriend. my dearest chew toy, jonathan. my pile of wet laundry, jonathan. my darling collection of trauma symptoms in sweater vest from the year 1982, jonathan. my most miserable little addict, jonathan. voted "london's most hated man" every year of his life, including when he lived in bournemouth and was a child, jonathan. most realistic bi ace rep I've ever seen.
