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ē„ę„ / Permanent Vacation
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@smackmyassseb
WHERE DID THESE RANDOM ASS SEB VIDS FROM STEPHEN COLBERT COME FROM?!?!?!? I FEEL LIKE THEY WERENT MEANT TO BE UPLOADED BUT ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT YOU JUST HAD THESE GEMS LYING AROUND THAT YOU WERE GOING TO KEEP FROM US??? DAMN IT WHY IS HE SUCH A NERD
ā... for the first time I actually have to wear a suit and tie as Bucky Barnes and every time some stuff would slip out.ā
I canāt stop thinking about the uhc shooter and what a wild experience he must be having right now. Idk how much you can look at the news or scroll the internet while on the run for murder, but man. Imagine. You spend who knows how long planning a brazen public assassination, cleanly pop a dude in the middle of one of the busiest downtowns in the world, bike away fueled by nothing but the thrill of vengeance and some Starbucks, and spark one of the largest manhunts in recent history. And when you finally go online to see what youāve wrought, the entire world is laugh reacting NYT headlines and has collectively decided that youāre off the hook this time, king.
Then pictures of your face get released 24 hours later and everyone is like actually this guy did nothing wrong AND heās hot.
ā... because the PAs are the lifeblood of the set.ā
compilation of my favorites so far. this energy for 2025 please
ā... I just hope you have it all, okay? you deserve everything.ā
Sebastian Stan
Just a Sebastian Stan appreciate post! š©·
Chris and Seb hug š„¹
An Evanstan hug in 2024?? Yeah š„¹ā¤ļø
REUNITED IN THE YEAR OF THE LORD 2024 š
Sometimes, I just wanna take my titties off and place em on the nightstand.
I love it when the little kids Iām teaching online have complete and total misconceptions of whatās going on. So far, Iāve encountered the following:
1. I had been teaching a little girl for several months, when one day she said to me: āMy mother says youāre a real person, not an app. If youāre a real person, show me your husband.ā
2. I was about to end a class, but the little girl I was teaching didnāt want the class to end. She turned to her mom and asked if she could please watch one more episode. Turns out she was under the impression that I was a very interactive TV program.
3. I couldnāt find my marker in class today. The boy I was teaching was like, āWhatās your apartment number? Iāll come up and help you find it!ā The boy lives in China and I live in the United States. I guess most people he knows live in the same building as him, so he assumed I did too.
4. I had been teaching a kid for quite some time when I mentioned my age in class. She was like, āWait, youāre an adult????ā Sheād thought I was twelve.
5. Iāve been teaching this 5-year-old boy from Turkey for a while. Upon coming back from a family vacation to the United States he greeted me with, āI looked for you EVERYWHERE while I was in America, but I couldnāt find you!!ā Apparently, it was quite a cross country trip, because he described searching for me in landmarks from LA to New York. I reminded him that Iād moved to Poland, but he insisted that since I am American he should have definitely been able to find me in America.
it's so wild that the best lyric in pop music history ("tell your boyfriend / if he says he's got beef / that I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fuckin scared of him") and the worst lyric in history ("do the hellen keller and talk with yo hips") are both from the same song ("DONTTRUSTME" by 3OH!3). just. crazy how that works
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Then bring me luck
the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work
I need some of that potato magic for tomorrow, so here we go with the reblog.
I need everything abundance money new job...
i love potatoesš
The real barbie is Y/n.
Y/nās a doctor, a cop, a scientist, an agent, vet, hero, villain, astronaut, lawyer, spy, criminal, artist, chef, engineer, psychologist, architect, journalist, firefighter, event planner, mechanic, photographer, musician, actor, interior designer, bartender, fashion designer, barista, florist, forensic scientist, flight attendant, profiler, tour guide, translator, etc.
