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[spoose-deactivated20140502]

[dead-x-inside-x-no-hope-deactiv]

[nemythecoolest]

[wooyess-deactivated20130920]

reblogging this because i think it is creative and funny, not because i dont get laid. this is a good joke, and i have a lot of sex with women

[gendrbot-remade-deactivated2014]

was that really necessary to add

really

[wooyess-deactivated20130920]

huh? just sharing my love of getting laid. didn’t mean to offend you friend. i just have a lot of sex. with women. i get laid a lot and thats why i added this.

[small-cox]

Wow aren't you lucky. Unfortunately not all of us are that lucky

[cocaineteas]

I love straight porn.

[panerasexual-deactivated2017100]

what a terrible url lmao

[small-cox]

I wish my secretary would do that more often

[kittiezandtittiez]

[small-cox]

One of these are not like the others

[small-cox]

Laying in bed thinking of your girl, but then awkwardly remembering you don't have a girl. So you cuddle with your dog instead

[hypotheticaal-blog]

[small-cox]

No

No

No

No

No

No

No

No

No

No

No

[9fail]

[contraception-deactivated202011]

this makes me sad i’m calling them squigglets

[frenchtoastkarma]

a short poem:

do teachers understand that you take other classes

[queerboochananbarnes-deactivate]

another short poem:

yes but see they are all required by the district or state to assign a certain amount of gradable material per semester so they can get paid and earn raises and bonuses and keep their jobs and funding

[queeradish-deactivated20201011]

a revised short poem:

does the district or state understand that you take other classes

[we-could-have-danced-all-night]

another short poem:

no

[nightlifemingus]

watching meteor vids has got me prepared for if i ever witness a moderately sized meteor

everyone seems so taken aback by the shockwave. well, i’m not gonna be one of them. i’m prepared; if i see a big ol meteor hurtling through the atmosphere i’m gonna brace myself

[d0ntstopn0w-deactivated20131003]

is it just me or does christmas feel weird this year

[hulaburg-deactivated20150505]

IT’S NOT JUST YOU SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS

[bravewises]

2013 has just been the biggest wtf ever for literally everybody so i’m not even surprised

[flygoing]

I don’t friend zone people, I relationship zone them. You wanna be my friend? Too bad, we’re dating.

[innoutburgers]

[lohanthony-deactivated20210629]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[heteroh-deactivated20180218]

you haven’t replied in three minutes what did i do why do you hate me

[small-cox]

my life is a constant cycle of waiting until the weekend and then not doing anything when it comes

[230999999-deactivated20140921]

so my school did a count and about like 30-40 girls at my school are pregnant

about 25 are freshman (9th grade)

lord please help us 

[230999999-deactivated20140921]

how can u find the time to frick frack after school I can barely find the time to snick snack