HI!

[maydaytrippe]

[tsuki-dono-7-deactivated2019102]

[michaeljruocco]

Director: “So Donald plugs the nozzle into the tire, makes 3 steps to the bicycle pump and starts pumping. You got that?” Animator: “Sure thing, boss! I’ll get on it right away!” Director: “And Bob…” Animator: “Yes, sir?” Director: “Just… don’t overdo it this time…”

[badcelebpuns]

Brit, Knee, Spears (Britney Spears)

[garukyuranger-deactivated202109]

I SWEAR TO GOD THIS IS THE BEST PROTAG INTRODUCTION

[fuckudad]

eggos out for eleven

[dragon-in-a-fez]

can we just pause and appreciate the complete lack of meaning this sentence has without cultural context?

like, a time traveller from 2015 would not be able to parse this sentence for any meaning whatsoever, yet here it is being reblogged thousands of times despite being, on its face, utter nonsense.

I love humans.

[888888888819-deactivated2017101]

man on cusp of having fun suddenly remembers every single one of his responsibilities

[kaizo-ningen-deactivated2021100]

[theinturnetexplorer]

Actual Reasons Why People Were Dumped

[pavlovscorgi]

is this post secret

[kingpinnn]

Kids know.

[sale-aholic-deactivated20190809]

I want to rescue that precious child from Trump.

[nowthatswhaticalllesbianism]

if a gay romance’s main conflict is that one of the characters is upset the other isn’t open about their relationship i can promise it wasn’t written by a gay person

[beebosthot]

STOP BEING SKETCHY EMO TRINITY!!

[dailysivanedits]

“I can be anything, I can create my future, I can fear nothing”

[americandreambarbie]

ok but no like this is the best one

[gothstrology]

Similar to my cat, Roger

[xekstrin]

dan roger your kitties

[kingviktxria]

@irresponsablee THIS IS SO GOOD I AM CRYING

[mimiduong]

a hoe’s contour and highlight routine

products used:

anastasia beverly hills cream contour kit in fair

urban decay naked skin concealer in light warm

becca shimmering skin perfector pressed in champagne pop

on me:

@fifthtee pug shirt

no pants

song: keith ape - it g ma (spazzkid bootleg)

[sad-chihuahua]

I didn’t know what to expect tbh

[asian]

how do you go from drawing 5 penises to blending a flawless contour

[weloveshortvideos]

Just driving casually past a Donald Trump rally

[jettestblack-deactivated2017080]

What a wholesome and pure gesture

[thebootydiaries]

[small-lost-boy]

Wtf Dan and Phil what did you do? (Not my gif or photos)