silly goose central

[alex, 22, white, she/her] black lives matter || “my hands have made some good mistakes/they can always make better ones”

[theparadigmshifts]

evangelicals being like "god made men to do This and be like This and women to do That and be like That that's just how it is" and it's just a picture of a white man and woman following traditional gender norms makes me so insane like you boring fascist fucks. god made 2 million species of beetles. god made whales, ducks, humans, and 1500 other species capable of same sex behavior. god made fish and amphibians that change sexes. god made more than 30 different intersex variations in human beings. god, in his infinite curiosity. wake up!!! fuck!!

[theparadigmshifts]

"god wants women to have perfect no-makeup makeup looks and stay at home not talking back and upholding capitalism" god??? that guy who made lizards that shoot blood out of their eyes?? that guy who made salmon do whatever the fuck that is?? are you fucking crazy???

[consultingfujoshi]

the cunt off to end all cunt offs are you actually kidding me people fucking died this shit was felt thousands of miles away through tremors in the earth the sheer cosmic power of their facecards rippled through the ether and kier goddamn eagans ghost on the big waffle in the sky shivered and turned around like Something Just Happened

[cannibalcaprine]

nasty faggotses........

WHYY IS HOMOPHOBIC SMEAGOL IN MY INBOX

[snommelp]

[puthy]

[puthy]

[omegaverse]

I make fun of coffee drinkers for being physically addicted to and dependent on badbreath bitterdrink but when i dont have my morning tea i feel like a mentally ill caveman about to do something bad.

[omegaverse]

^ the gurgling farter

[iamoutofideas]

you’re all gonna love me for slamming cans of mango monster in the morning

[omegaverse]

^ the jittering trembler

[mazeltron]

[omegaverse]

^ The nefarious anglerfish

[space-flannel-deactivated201707]

imagine being a totally random dude and all you want to do is catch some fish and then you get stranded in this weird, gigantic foreign kingdom and they make you the utmost authority on your language and literally all you wanted was to catch fish

[andmaybegayer]

it used to be so easy to find a job

[junglejim4322]

We deployed 10 million of our best NYPD police officers to play candy crush on their phones until they figured out who the united healthcare assassin is and in our rapidly advancing investigation we came to the conclusion he exists and is out there somewhere

[fullmetalfisting]

[pyrrhiccomedy]

I think it's fun that the titular dragons of Dragon Age ARE mysteriously coming back from extinction, but that is (1) never explained and (2) never plot relevant. It's like if during a major apocalyptic event, you just randomly started seeing dodos again. like hey that's neat. anyways

[jaasminttea-archive]

Nemesis wrapped:

You evaded 26 assassination attempts from 3 different people! Congrats!

You discovered 7 new heinous plans!

Your favorite plan was "throw them in the scorpion hole"

Your top scheming month was March

You succeeded in killing your archnemesis 0 times!

[chuckletons]

just made the best non-looping gif i think

[chuckletons]

[chuckletons]

i said it was non-looping i'm sorry what am i supposed to say!!!!!!!

[redtextedquotes]

Everybody looking at this post

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[apocryphics]

oh ok

[gorps]

[ninawolv3rina]

[izzumi]

[segamascott]

[waddei]

my son who i hate

[waddei]

NOOOOOOOOOOO

[sovietnam]