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Shadowhunters Starters (TV Show)

Hey, can you watch where you’re going?

You can see me?

Uh that’s kind of the point, but you obviously didn’t see me

You have the Sight?

Wait the wait?

How do I not know who you are?

Does that line actually ever work?

Can you guys believe that blonde dude?

You mean the imaginary dude you were talking to?

No, the guy over there.

____ there’s nobody there.

The guy covered in tats.

Will you guys stop making me feel unsafe?

____ what was in your latte?

Remember, your fake ID sucks!

Let’s all just pretend to be more sophisticated than we are.

The place isn’t even hygienic.

More Mundane blood for your boss.

I’m gonna go fail at getting us some birthday drinks.

Circle members aren’t welcome in my club.

Really? To me you’re like a blink of the eye.

You’ve inflicted worse.

Somebody works out.

Cool contacts.

I hear, you’ve been peddling Mundane blood.

I’m not but you’re going to tell me who is.

Watch out!

Careful!

Are you hurt?

Drive!

When I turned __, I discovered the truth about the world.

We protect the human world from the demon world.

Years ago, all I had to worry about was getting into art school.

You’re part angel ___.

This is who you are.

I’m not interested in your supernatural fight club.

Which is what makes you, so interesting.

I won’t forget your sacrifice.

No!

I’m ready.

You’re not protecting her, you’re deceiving her.

I think I killed a guy.

The protections are wearing off.

You’re more powerful than I thought.

Remember I love you.

What’s happening?

What? No thank you for saving your life?

She’s/He’s in more danger than you could possibly imagine.

Nothing’s what you thought it was.

No one’s who you thought they were.

Some people have a dark side.

I also discovered whatever your destiny is, it will find you.

phantomemes

rp sentence starters taken from vines

“ i thought you were bae. turns out you’re just fam ” “ i coulda dropped my croissant ” “ i put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass ” “ this bitch empty ” “ you’re not my dad ” “ you always want to hear something ” “ ugly ass fucking noodle head ” “ dude that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick ” “ it’s wednesday my dudes ” “ your mom’s a hoe ” “ i do love working here ” “ i’m not going to your fucking baby shower ” “ has anyone ever told you you look like beyonce? ” “ i love you bitch ” “ i ain’t ever gonna stop loving you bitch ” “ what are those? ” “ you’ll be a dead son of a bitch i’ll tell you that ” “ i can’t believe you’ve done this ” “ look at all those chickens ” “ hi welcome to chili’s ” “ i never fucking learned how to read ” “ try me bitch ” “ i wanna be a cowboy ” “ why don’t i have a car seat? ” “ you’re thicker than a bowl of oatmeal ” “ hoe don’t do it ” “ a potato flew around my room before you came ” “ when will you learn that your actions have consequences ” “ i’m 11 so shut the fuck up ” “ i have a basketball game tomorrow ” “ this bitch called me ugly ” “ i like pickles ” “ it’s fricken bats ” “ i love halloween ” “ excuse my pottymouth ” “ shut the fuck up ” “ i’m washing me and my clothes bitch ” “ that was legitness ”

#(Meme tag)

I’m sleepy af rn and on mobile but lmao In the shadow/hunters verse just imagine how sh.uri must look to other warlocks they’re all old as shit and she’s over here a literal 90s baby a legit millen/nial immortal who memes more than she mixes a potions okay goodnight goodbye farewell 😔

@ New followers: Hi I’m really bad at replies and only have 6 icons what up

#(No This Is Kansas |OOC| )

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SHADOWHUNTERS VERSE / peter parker, the mundane with the sight

#YESSSSSS YESSS #YEEEEEE

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SHADOWHUNTERS AU. HARRY OSBORN , OFFICIAL WORST VAMPIRE IN EXISTENCE.

cred.

#binCH BINCH #im so excite

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SHADOWHUNTERS VERSE / michelle jones is ur local queens werewolf

#WE STAN DFGHJHG)

SHADOWHUNTERS VERSE: The Millennial Warlock

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Buckle up buttercups I’m gonna actually do things.

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(Me screaming at the fact people are awake and reading my bs with @nctspiderman )

#(No This Is Kansas |OOC| )

nctspiderman:

BLIND MAKEUP CHALLENGE | @smartergenius

Peter’s eyes closed. Although, it was unnecessary because the lights had already dimmed in preparation for their hopeless task. Why would Shuri ever trust him to do this? He couldn’t do makeup sighted let alone in the dark. It appeared too late to weigh the error of their mistakes, for his hand reached out into the pitch black ether in search of her face. Smacking briskly into the side of her cheek with more force than intended, he jolted

❛ Oh, god… I am so sorry. ❜ The boy fumbled to feel the contours of her features, fingers parading around eyelids and jawlines alike until it settled over her ear. Enough to give him grip. ❛ Okay. Okay. I think I got this… Where did I put the foundation? ❜

Granted, she probably shouldn't have, definitely not have let Peter do this. He was already a loss cause when it came to makeup, and a lot of other things...But this? This was the worst idea they could possibly have come up with and shuri was sure she’d pay the price if she hasn’t already. She instinctively leaned away from the boy as soon as his hand connected with her face. ‘Jesus, Peter. I can’t believe you’ve done this.” She was quoting a vine, but she was more or less serious. She really can’t believe. She can’t believe this is the best thing they could think of to do. “How should I know, genius?” She said in a much more lighthearted tone then before.

#nctspiderman #(sdfghjADJHGF

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EXTRA CHEESE FOR SCIENCE PLEASE | @smartergenius

The world would rue the day it allowed Shuri and Peter to meet. More importantly, and far more pressing, the Avengers themselves were rueing it right now. What do you expect you’d get when two genius teens collide with unlimited access to resources at their disposal? Not this, probably…

With six cell phones and several computers between them, they spent the last fifteen minutes ordering pizzas from every known parlour within distance and keeping record of each. Peter sat with his legs kicked up on the desk, a phone loosely balanced betwixt his shoulder and cheek. ❛ No, you heard that right. I said a large extra cheese, and a ❜ he cracked a smile, pausing to stop himself from laughing prematurely, ❛ large none with left beef. ❜

Stylus idly tapping against his tablet, he nodded. The motion of his head jostled the phone from its position, forcing him to grab it quickly before it fell. ❛ Exactly. No sauce, cool, thanks! Also lowkey can I get some of your onion rings? ❜ — ❛ What? No. I’m not calling you LOKI, I said low-key. ❜ — ❛ Oh yeah… Can you have it delivered to the Avengers Compound, for Spider-Man. Actually, make that for Black Panther. He’s paying. ❜ Pete hung up the phone. It settled onto the table somewhere in the mix of all the others as he picked up the tablet in exchange. ❛ How’s it goin, Shuri? I’ve got (1,2,3,4,5…) 6 so far. ❜

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How could a pair of extremely smart kids end up doing something so mind numbing and stupid? I guess you could say they, did it for the vine. It truly was a terrible idea to let the two teenagers meet, The Avengers would learn quickly that it was indeed a mistake, and they’d all pay for it. With hoards of pizza. In reality, there was no real harm being done. Just the careless spending of her money. Well technically, her brother’s but they pretty much had money to burn compared to the rest of the world. So ordering a blank amount of pizza for no other reason than for a prank and the two’s own amusement didn’t quite put a dent in T’challa’s, or Shuri’s bank account. “What kind of pizza place doesn’t have skittles as a topping option?” She spoke into the phone as she wrote the delivery specification of an online order. Oh what a disaster. She almost felt bad for the people making these pizzas. “Fine. I’l add them myself when you get here.” She said, trying her best to sound annoyed, though it was was becoming difficult. Peter was right across from her ordering: large none with left beef. How could you not at least crack a smile at that? She hung up her phone and hit the order button on her computer, going into another tab to look up a place they hadn’t already ordered from. There was only so many places that would go this much out of their way to make two genius teenager’s meme-y dreams come true. “Ten, but I ordered some with just the crust.” She laughed, almost evilly, for she suddenly got an idea. “What if we order a pizza with a hundred layers of sausage and pepperoni? It’ll be just like the lipstick challenge, but with disgusting meat.”

#nctspiderman #(I HATE them they're so good)