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i once again want to say that hulu used to be entirely free with ads, and if you watched two minutes worth of commercials at the start of an episode the next 24 hours would be commercial-free. and now you pay $11.99 per month to watch things with commercials. what the fuck are we doing and how did we allow this to happen lol.

digitalwizard01

There's something thats just so incredibly funny about the Afroman lawsuit cause theres literally no substance to it. Seeing all these cops getting upset and offended by Afroman music in a courtroom setting is just so fucking funny. Like a lawyer asking a cop "what private information of yours exactly was breached by the phrase "receding hairline dipshit"?" Like you could have saved yourself the extra humiliation, but instead you guys took it to court and now everyone has seen your sheriff literally break down crying over a song that says she licks pussy. Thats just objectively hilarious

digitalwizard01

I can't get over this. Afroman releasing individual diss tracks about each of the cops is so good. Cause like its one thing to make one or two songs about the house raid, but then to proceed to make a song called "Randy Walters is a son of a Bitch", call him out by name and say you fucked his wife, and then have that same cop go on court record saying he cannot confirm or deny that he got cucked by Afroman. Like congrats man. Before, everyone just thought he was joking about fucking your wife, but now you wont deny it

omgthatdress

Arden Cho's dress made me GASP. THIS is how you go formaximalism while staying classically glamorous and elegant. I love every single thing about this look.

scorpionlafemme

am1na

I love love and I love being in love. I’m loving that I’m allowing myself to love. I love that I’m allowing to be loved.

crybabynxtdoor

regardless of everything , I’d still choose love.

Over & over again.

palmer

I’m weird first and hot second. If you think I’m hot but you don’t acknowledge my weirdness then you’re missing the most basic thing about me.

uinferno

cxerraaaa-deactivated20250623

No better feeling than honouring the promises you made to yourself

achillesinhighheels

I want to pursue every single career just to see what’s up

wetheurban

Be open to the possibility that you’re more ready than you think. You just have to start.

between-stars-and-enterprise

Uhura

forbescaroline

FORBESCAROLINE’S 9K CELEBRATION TOP 20 GREY’S ANATOMY SHIPS (as voted by my followers) #5. Miranda Bailey and Ben Warren We may only be together five minutes every two months, but, when we do, we will savor every second. Because we both know how valuable those five minutes are.