Smash

You shall not pass. She/her I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul.

[fleetwood-mac-andcheese]

[itsbasil]

you put those tags on this post where they belong

[nakamorijuan]

[gayweeb]

this is wrong

[southerngamerguy-deactivated201]

Yeah, she could’ve done this in her standard Sailor Moon form. Super form is overkill, really.

[halfpastcaketime-deactivated201]

Sailor Moon is stronger than Goku. I don’t make the rules. Fight me about it.

[dragonxball]

What!? 👀

[seidmadr-secrets]

I’m on a still active forum, with a solid vs debate scene. Sailor Moon vs. the God-Emperor of Mankind from 40k is one of the most treasured threads there, as Sailor Moon trashed the guy.

[catbureau]

19 pages straight of debate over Sailor Moon vs. God-Emperor of Mankind, in which every time a 40k fan desperately brings up a new point, it immediately gets negated by another one of Sailor Moon’s powers

[tinybed]

[comealongphil]

dawn dimmadome? wife of doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome?

[punkrorschach]

actually she took the dimmadome in the dimmadivorce

[xenobotanist]

Highlights of the America 250 event (shitshow) in Washington, DC for July 4th:

- Due to storms, they had to evacuate the National Mall grounds. But the MAGA crowd didn't want to leave. They just stood around chanting "USA! USA!" They were convinced liberals were messing with the weather. Reportedly, one of the security guards got so fed up that he threw a chair at them.

- Fox News didn't have anything to share while they were waiting for Trump's delayed speech, so they just showed a feed of him staring at the TV. And he was watching Fox News.

- A bunch of the crowd that was evacuated wasn't even let back in, and they were raging about it on social media. Some of them waited 10 to 12 hours in record-setting heat (102°F) and never got to see anything. All special passes were canceled. So much for money privilege.

- Because the program was running so far behind, several performers were cancelled.

- Trump's speech began at 11:15 p.m., after a sizeable amount of his followers had abandoned the event. It was unremarkable in just like all of his other ones- a bunch of "America is the greatest nation," blaming Democrats for everything bad, and general gibberish.

- The fireworks didn't begin until almost midnight, so they ended on July 5th.

- They wanted to have more fireworks than ever before, but they set off so many that the sky was covered in light, and it just looked like everything was on fire. The finale was not visible due to the smoke.

- Trump appeared to fall asleep during the show.

- The immense amount of pyrotechnics fucked up the air in DC

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This administration keeps failing in very specific ways that I never considered it possible to fail in

[enba-and-luka]

[aokozaki]

"Rationalism" is up there with "Objectivism" in terms of "definitionally funny things to call your own belief system".

[aokozaki]

"Yeah man I've been doing some thinking and philosophy and I've come up with a framework called Being Right"

[charlesoberonn]

Check out my new philosophy called Correctism. It includes all of the correct and true ideas and rejects the wrong ones.

[avidcollectorofdust]

Really glad predictive text exists. Should i bring my own parking lot

[socialistexan]

[vitabreva]

[themummersfolly]

How dare you leave this in the tags.

[charlesoberonn]

[corellianhounds]

Mandalorians don’t generally let kids under initiate age handle live ordnance during training not because they think they’re incapable of handling it or because they think it’ll scar them for life, but because they get too trigger happy and don’t understand the extent to which this stuff costs money/time/work to replace, and also their fine motor skills just aren’t good enough yet to not cause more collateral damage than necessary. If you let an eight-year-old start chucking grenades as part of training, they’re just going to use all of them up like water balloons because they lack the concept of finite ammunition and resource management, and they’ll accidentally take out the mess hall along with it because their hand-eye coordination is still garbage

[wanderinghalo27]

Shout out to one of the funniest sports graphics I've ever seen

[hapalopus]

every lord huron song: cosmic cosmic woman put a spell on my brain / i'm fine i swear the drinking just turned me insane / cosmic woman made me her slave / but following cosmic woman saved me from my drinking problem (because it killed me) *sick theremin solo*

[swedishghostvoice28789]

IndyCar x FIFA World Cup, Part 1

Josef Newgarden (USA)

Mick Schumacher (Germany)

Pato O'Ward (Mexico)

Louis Foster (United Kingdom)

Will Power (Australia)

Álex Palou (Spain)

(Source)

[weaver-z]

This satire article resonated with me so much

[gudetama-tamad]

[38hz]

A bright meteor burned up in the atmosphere while capturing Andromeda Galaxy

📸 Photography by Gong Yurui and Liao Guihe

[dragon-in-a-fez]

there's a group of high school boys in this McDonald's and I just heard one of them say "I bet you you cannae break your own arm" so something interesting might happen shortly

[targetedknowledge]

[cottoncandylesbo]

oh fuck... the adderall has hit my system... the change, it's happening... grRRRGH...!! get away from me, before it's too late...!!

(flails on the ground, then stands up and does the dishes)