Came, Saw, Conquered

Independant Roleplay Blog for Villager from the Super Smash Brothers SeriesWritten semi-seriously by Gadda, circa 05/17 CURRENT ACTIVITY: Open to plotting but mostly here to write crack Please read rules before interacting

[amoying]

*breaks the law* *duct tapes it back together*

[ciaochizu]

Cotton Candii ~*ଘ( ॢᵕ꒶̮ᵕ(꒡ᵋ ꒡ღ)

[cartoonlonk-a]

@smashvxller

[klaw]

how is “””pretty boy””” supposed to be an insult i’m the prettiest goddamn boy in town

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

Bayonetta: The sexual tension between two gas stations on the same intersection.

Daisy: I’m so sick of this shit. Two gas stations can’t even be on the same block without some walnut shipping them, while I can’t find a single fic for Dennys/aAplebees with Dennys bottoming.

Sonic: You’re literally out of your mind if you think Denny’s isn’t a top.

Wolf: I wish the 2012 apocalypse actually happened.

(source: tumblr)

[those-crazy-meme-nights]

↖️Achievement: Fight the POWER!

🏆This Muse is a Rebellious Character

[jdandchi]

NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT A GOD DAMN RELATIONSHIP AND LOSING WEIGHT AND BEING BEAUTIFUL FOR GODS SAKE GO OUTSIDE AND ROB A STORE AND FEEL ALIVE AS YOU RUN AWAY FROM SECURITY

[lylxt-a]

@lycanastrophe

[those-crazy-meme-nights]

↖️Hidden Achievement: WE'LL BREAK HIS LEGS!

🏆Violence solves everything

[renxamamiya]

Super Smash Bros. 4 + Character Promo Art

[gonefishinglovechuck]

Can we

Can we make chill rps more normal?

Like I feel like everyone thinks every roleplay has to be dramatic like something bad has to happen.

Like someone has to get hurt.

Like someone has to be overly emotional about something

Can we just

Have a chill rp

not exactly a “fluffy” or whatever rp just

chill?

[squin-art-deactivated20201117]

I did always wonder what they were running from

Twitter: Link

[waggo-boyo-deactivated20200901]

@ryththeyoshi

[runningwithhelicopters]

This was clearly a tragic and unavoidable accident.

[villagcr]

he’s dead 

[hdmimemes]

fifty vine starter sentences for when it’s 3am

‘ NOT ON MY WATCH. ’ ‘ you thought it was over? … ha. ’ ‘ pepsi bottle? coca cola glass? i don’t give a damn. ’ ‘ aa … aaa …. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. ’ ‘ so you just gon’ bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift? ’ ‘ why are you running? why are you running? ’ ‘ just because my parents won’t let me get makeup, or piercings, doesn’t make me a fucking preppy. fuck preppies. ’ ‘ god first. skating second. hit me up on christian mingle. ’ ‘ welcome back to me screaming … AAAAAAAAAAA- ’ ‘ oh my gosh, is that corbin bleu from jump in? ’ ‘ it’s me, jessie, and ari, if he … if they test me they sorry. ’ ‘ okay guys … i’m about to say a curse word, you ready? … shut up! ’ ‘ on all levels except physical, i am a wolf. ’ ‘ i thought you were bae! … turns out you’re just fam… ’ ‘ i mean … you’re so tall, you must have a problem. ’ ‘ i sneezed, oh, i’m not allowed to sneeze? ’ ‘ sorry i’m on the toilet, hope the ice cream don’t melt! ’ ‘ oh my fuckin’ god, she fuckin’ dead. ’ ‘ I’M A BAD BITCH YOU CAN’T KILL ME! ’ ‘ we all die, you either kill yourself or get killed. ’ ‘ hey, my name is ____, i got a basketball game tomorrowwww, i’m a point guard. ’ ‘ i’m washing me and my clothes, bitch! i’m washing me and my clothes.. ’ ‘ MY DICK FELL OFF! ’ ‘ THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU. ’ ‘ so no head? ’ ‘ yogurt is just fruit sperm! and i’m not gay. ’ ‘ hi, welcome to chili’s. ’ ‘ that’s what good pussy sounds like. ’ ‘ stop saying i look like chicken little. he’s dumb, and he’s a coward. and i am NOT  a coward! ’ ‘ if your name is ____ and you’re really handsome, come on raise your hand! ’ ‘ bitch! why you mad? ‘cause my pussy pops severely, and yours don’t?! ’ ‘ merry crisis. ’ ‘ i love you bitch. i ain’t gonna ever stop loving you …. bitch. ’ ‘ what up? i’m ____, i’m nineteen, and i never fuckin’ learned how to read. ’ ‘ this bitch empty! YEET! ’ ‘ and they were roommates ! ’ ‘ is that a weed?! i’m calling the police! ’ ‘ today my brother pushed me so i am starting a kickstarter to put him down. the benefits of killing him would be: i would get pushed way less. ’ ‘ it is wednesday my dudes …. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- ’ ‘ i won’t hesitate, bitch! ’ ‘ welcome to bible study, we’re all children of JESUS! ’ ‘ i spilled lipstick in your valentino bag. ’ ‘ you are my dad, you’re my dad! boogie woogie woogie. ’ ‘ i got two free tacos! ’ ‘ road work ahead? uh, yeah, i sure hope it does! ’ ‘ turn off the flash, you fucking moron. ’ ‘ get that education bro! GET THAT EDUCATION BRO! ’ ‘ yes, she is a bitch. b i c t … h. ’ ‘ ohhh shit, what is that? who you fightin’? ’ ‘ don’t fuck with me! i have the power of god and anime on my side! ’

[letyourdreamymemesbememes]

Shipping Meme OOC

💋 – Is your muse a good kisser? Would they consider themselves one?

💍 – What style engagement ring would your muse like best? What is their ring size?

👶 – What are your muse’s top three baby names for each gender?

👑 – How do you feel about royalty AU’s or Arranged Marriage AU’s?

💐 – What are your muse’s top three favorite flowers? What would they have in their wedding bouquet/boutonniere?

🎄 – What does your muse think is the most romantic holiday?

🍰 – What do your muse’s kisses normally taste like?

🍓 – Does your muse find any foods particularly sexy or romantic? Do they have any known aphrodisiacs that get them in the mood? Are they into food-play?

🍵 – Is your muse a gossip? Do they like to meddle in other people’s relationship business? Do they like to play matchmaker? Would they let someone match-make for them?

🍭 – What are some thoughtful gift ideas to get your muse?

🍷 – Describe an ideal date for your muse.

🎱 – Does your muse believe in serendipity or fate, when it comes to relationships and love? Do they have good or bad luck in relationships? What have they done to try to turn bad luck around?

🏩 – How long does your muse usually wait before having sex with their partner? What is their view on sex and intimacy?

⛪ – What are your muse’s thoughts on marriage? How long would they wait before marrying a partner? Do they want a big wedding, or something smaller? Who would be their best man/maid-of-honor?

💌 – Is your muse the type to write love letters? What about accepting them?

✂ – How does your muse handle a break-up? Have they ever been dumped before? How do they break-up with a partner?

🔮 – Does your muse believe in soulmates? How do you feel about writing Soulmate AU’s?

❤ – How affectionate is your muse? How do they feel about PDA?

💘 – What is a romantic AU you’ve always wanted to write, but haven’t yet?

💔 – How do you feel about writing love triangles? What about unrequited love?

⚠ – What is a ship (or type of ship) that you have no intention of writing?

🏳️‍🌈 – Does your muse have a gender preference for shipping partners? What is their orientation?

[kekoaderego]

ive been screaming for 8 hours

[butlittle]

ATTRACTION MEME ;;

[calcifydamage-arch]

If your muse is attracted to my muse’s LOOKS, send a ➤ !! If your muse is attracted to my muse’s PERSONALITY, send a ★ !!  If your muse is attracted to mine ROMANTICALLY, send a ❥ !! If your muse is attracted to mine PLATONICALLY, send a ✿ !! If your muse is attracted to mine SEXUALLY, send a Ⓡ !! If your muse is has POTENTIAL to be attracted to mine in any of the above, send a ↳ , along with the symbol has potential !! If it’s UNREQUITED, send a ☢ along with the symbol of which is unrequited !!

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