Cosimo Galluzzi
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@eveelutionary
A G G R E S S I V E.
( “ —Wuh-Why are you so angry? ” )
“ I’m so sad to see the world at such a state..! Eevee-kind brainwashed into evolving into hideous beasts and humanity continues to consider itself equal to us if more so!
But no more. I’m starting a revolution! ”
@halfmoonumbra
well thats pretty unfair :( - @/halfmoonumbra
“ Don’t worry! All forced Eevee will be considered refuges in my New World Order! Despite how ugly and abominable you are I’m not completely unfair! Humanity has stained our brothers and will one day atone for their heinous crimes against Eevee-kind!
But I’m watching you. ”
An Eevee? Saying humanity is a sin and that Pokemon would one day take their rightful place above them?
That was… something Psyche did not think she would pick up on, today.
Two feet of misanthropy and sass.
eveelutionary:
“ I wanna see you suffer in the most heinous way for betraying the Eevee Order™.
Your days are numbered. ”
“Betraying? Oh goodness no love, ya got it all wrong.. I was forced into evolution before I parted ways with my old trainer. If I had it my way, I’d still be a cute little Eevee. I miss all that snowy white fluff~”
“ Huh! Terrible! I always feel pity for my comrads who were forced to mutate into hideous monsters. Takes a monster to make a monster! Huff! Humanity! ”
“ I should consider a sect for forced evolved Eevee when my new world order comes into fruition! Though we’ll have to make sure you’re not spies for eeveelutions. Can’t have that. ”
“Ain’t Eevees just the cutest lil things ya ever did see~?”
“ I wanna see you suffer in the most heinous way for betraying the Eevee Order(tm).
Your days are numbered. ”
@darkestaken
whyyyy are you so cranky
“ don’tpatronizemeIswearotArceusI’llripoutyourspleen, humanityisasinandonedaywePokemonwilltakeourrightfulplaceaboveyou, aplaceyou’vestolenfromus. ”
A G G R E S S I V E.
“ Fuck. ”
“ And let this be a reminder that all ‘eeveelutions’ are horrible, deplorable, ugly mutants that deserved to be shunned into the utmost outskirts of society. Their days are numbered. True Eevee are supreme.
THIS IS A REVOLUTION! ”
“ Fuck. ”
-- “ I'm wanted in fifty countries and two hundred cities for crimes against humanity and creature-kind. ”
more eevee wallpapers!
you’re threatened by a two foot cotton ball BUT HE SOUNDS LIKE THIS.
-- " .. Wow, you sure talk alot for someone with their mouth full. ”
He’s two feet of crass and sass. Does he look like an Eevee with Run Away? No. But he does have Anticipation. He ANTICIPATES he’ll be getting some slag from talking to a oversized Manectric with a knife.
But he wants that sword more than his ability would forebode.
“ I don’t care about chu’ either. Gimmie your sword. ”
@galariansword - x
If you haven’t let Eevee approach you on route 4, you totally should, you’re missing out —
「The Eevee is meaner and ruder than me!」
-- “ I SWEAR TOO, COSMIC SHIT CLOUD. ”
eveelutionary:
– SORRY.
TOO BUSY BEING GOD TO BE WITH MERE MORTALS.
You have three turns. Use them wisely, Oh Giant God of Fur.
-- I ONLY NEED ONE TURN AND THIS LITTLE ( HUGE ) PAW.
WATCH OUT GALAR. TIME CLAIM THE THRONE AS TRUE RULER.
eveelutionary started following you
“Nothing’s eaten you yet? Disappointing.”
-- " You do know that if YOU lived in the wild you’d get eaten pretty fast ‘cause of your fur right?
There’s a reason you’re so rare. Ya’ll get devoured. ”
