Master Burglar.

One day I'll remember. Remember everything that happened. The good. The bad. And how lucky I am. That I made it home.

[zeeewa-deactivated20150627]

high heels, high heels, high heels.

[froscan]

[internetgf]

so seductive

[satanatural]

THIS GETS ME EVERY FUCKING TIME

[fidget-sinner]

En Anglais, on ne dit pas “quatre vingt dix neuf”, on dit “ninety nine” qu'on pourrait traduire comme “Hurr durr, regardez mois, j'ai un système de numérotation fonctionnel” et je crois que c'est magnifique.

[moontxt]

trans women are real women, trans lesbians are real lesbians, trans wlw are real wlw and terfs are fucking disgusting

[estradoll]

Trickle down feminism, trickle down equality, doesn’t work any better than trickle down economics. We need to center the most oppressed, the most harmed and marginalized groups, and by fighting that oppression, by fighting it at its worst, things will improve for everyone.

Your feminism should center poor black trans women over white CEO’s…

[queerlittlecreature-deactivated]

!!!!!!!!!!!1

[deanwnchestcr-archive]

SAM APPRECIATION WEEK | day seven: a set dedicated to sam

[leslie-knopes]

top 20 parks characters (as voted by our followers) 3: Ben Wyatt

They would never cancel Game of Thrones. It’s a crossover hit. It’s not just for fantasy enthusiasts, they’re telling human stories in a fantasy world.

[fghftufdg-deactivated20190210]

I love how internet best friends show each other how much they love each other by dedicating fan fiction to one other It’s like “Hey, You’re a fantastic bestfriend, Here’s two guys fucking in a kitchen”

[garlicbreadwhore-deactivated201]

Guys complaining about FIFA 16 including women’s teams should be overjoyed. This is the only chance they’ll ever get to score with a girl

[twistedviper]

[hellafreshskeleboner-deactivate]

iTS A CIRCLE. I DOESNT MATTER WHICH WAY YOU CUT IT, YOU JUST TURN TGE CIRCLE ITS A FUCK I N C I R C L E

[danieljacobis-deactivated201702]

les miserables + i feel like twitter

[buckythirteen]

hagrid:

“its not every day your young man turns eleven now, is it?”

*cries when harry has to be left with the dursleys*  *spends the first term asking harry’s parents’ friends for pictures of them to give to harry at christmas* *invites harry and friends round for tea and a natter once a week* *cares a lot about harry’s wellbeing and safety* *cheers him on at quidditch every single match*

fandom: sirius was the closest thing harry had to a parent

[the-mares-deactivated20170209]

I never thought about it this way.

[fancyeliza-deactivated20200804]

how many men who say they’re in the friendzone are actually in the “I was just nice to him because I felt bad for him but now he’s getting all clingy and manipulative to the point that he is making me regret basic human kindness which I feel really guilty about but I just want to be free from this nightmare” zone

[officialunitedstates]

I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest.  my whole life so far is leading up to that moment

[dat-soldier]

[thefrogman]

[tumblr]

[fysw]

[smaugtheazugal]

I’m Luke Skywalker, I’m here to rescue you.

[poetic]

Guess who should be studying: Me 

Guess who’s not studying: Also me.

[owlcoholik]

jurassic park science man: what if we dont bring back the dinosaurs that kill things, cant we just have plant eating dinosaurs at the park? isnt that enough

jurassic park CEO: no….thats not enough people wont pay SHIT if we dont have DEATH CREATURES no one gives a FUCK about a brontosaurus Leonard