[thenewmi6]

the oft unspoken truth of society is that the line between quirky and cringy is often how conventionally attractive you are

[quietlydiabolic]

and eccentric vs weird is often how wealthy you are

[averycooldad]

you deserve to get plowed today ✨✨

[rosewater1997]

me drinking green tea: this is gonna fix Everything

[zootycoon-archive]

[emoglitter-deactivated20180731]

why has no one fallen in love w/ me yet i’m so bored

[chrishallbeck]

[kineticpenguin]

I don’t like bars

[kineticpenguin]

I want to drink, not exacerbate tinnitus

[fiftythousandfrozenfoxes]

Exactly. I don’t get paying 10 for a shot of alcohol that costs 30 dollars for a fifth (14 shots). The women are always slutty and not good homemakers. The men are usually chads , and the music is normie tier. I do like pool though. I simply don’t make enough money I guess to go to bars but I’d rather spend that money on hiking / camping supplies or ammo for the range. Oh well. But yeah bars suck.

[kineticpenguin]

If you were trying to write the worst possible response to this post, I’m not sure you’ve accomplished it, but you’ve certainly made an impressive effort

[marisatomay]

my brother has been criticizing me all day and he told me if i wasn’t happy i could go somewhere else so i wouldn’t ruin everyone else’s dinner so i took the massive bowl of pasta + special sauce i spent the last 2 hours making from scratch for the whole family and i left

[marisatomay]

it really is incredibly bold to mercilessly criticize the person who is not only making your dinner but also holding a knife

[marisatomay]

I sequestered myself in the other side of the house and ate my family-sized pasta from a mixing bowl using a serving spoon in the dark because the sun went down in the 2+ hours I spent stewing and I was too stubborn to turn on a light

[marisatomay]

the only person I shared my pasta with was my dad who on a conference call at the time and didn’t just stand there and watch my brother be an asshole like the rest of my family and since he came to me in my sanctuary with his bowl and asked nicely if he could have some pasta i did share with him

[marisatomay]

sometimes you’re an adult who has been quarantined with your parents, younger siblings, grandfather, and dog for the last 2 months because of a global pandemic and some nights you just have to take your pasta and Leave because you are an adult who knows when to tap the fuck out

[rivkahstudies]

OP thank you not only for the amazing image of you eating pasta in the dark and your father kindly pleading for your mercy but also a wonderful example of when to set firm boundaries and prioritize yourself bless u

[bitchycode]

[depeshemode]

[itmustvebeenthefairies]

I’ve had this queued since Christmas

[everyone-loves-purple]

Seventeen Years Remain

[thenatsdorf]

Cat purrs loudly whenever she snuggles her kittens. (via kristipaintsorlando)

[scretladyspider]

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[pineplapple]

[pineplapple]

IT WAS FUCKING TACOS

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ruinedchildhood]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

we drink boba tea to satisfy our ancient & innate urge to slurp up tadpoles from a puddle through a reed

[isaidyoulookshitty]

no we absolutely do not

[whitepeopletwitter]

[pettydavis]

wtf is instant hands???? i miss when white ppl talked like leave it to beaver cuz this is just painful

[whitepeopletwitter]