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Wayv or txt - When you accidently kick them in the nuts

-/ accidentally? what the hell is wrong with my anons..doing txt for this one, lmk if you guys want wayv too!

Yeonjun just cups his balls and stares in shock. like how dare you hurt his baby makers? those are gonna bless someone very lucky one day!

Soobin cries. the anime kind of cries, where the girl cries but kinda like a moan. like a waaaaa! *squeal*

Beomgyu kicks you right back. no hesitation, just full force leg flying up and kicking your privates to the next dorm.

Taehyun doesn't react. he is stone faced, his gears need some oil btw.

Hueningkai falls to the ground dramatically and sobs. he feels so betrayed, how could you do this? shame on you!

#txt #txt imagines #txt imagine #tomorrow x together imagines

I had a dream that i was friends with Kang Taehyun but i broke his headphones (?) and his name was Bobby. Whatever the fuck that means.

#kang taehyun #txt #dump

Enhypen Embarrassing sex moments

-\ SIKE!! Hyung line only!!

Heeseung does not like you, so naturally, he wants you face down. Then he starts to get uncomfortable with how quiet you are.. ITS NOT LIKE YOU’RE BEING MUFFLED BY THE SHEETS OR SOMETHING. DUH!

Jay really should have made sure his dorm was empty. You go flying to the other side of the room when someone else opens the door. “I wasn’t doing anything with them! It’s not what it looks like! Do you really think-” ???

Jake is really nervous during sex. Like that confident and flirty persona vanishes as you take your shirt off. He is just a feeble man after all.

Sunghoon doesn’t have sex. He doesn’t. Only plans on it when its absolutely necessary for procreation to bless the world with a mini him. Please don’t touch him.

#enhypen headcanon #enha reactions #enhypen imagine #enhypen smut

# NCT 127

when you ask to copy their homework

wayv when u piss the bed

-\ You are all sick and twisted.

Kun sighs. Like sighs and then throws you into the washer with the sheets. He's so sad.

Ten is awoken as soon as it happens, by the smell. That nose could detect smells from up to three miles away. Just stares at you with a gross face.

Winwin gags, like the pee spread all the way into his side of the bed. Both of you covered in a post-pee sheen in the wee hours of the morning.

Hendery tries to act rationally, he really does. But all sighs point to your water breaking, so he rushes you to a hospital. You are not pregnant.

Xiaojun freaks out. In a full blown panic, he explains that peeing the bed is a sign of childhood trauma. Has you in a therapy waiting room promptly.

Yangyang doesn't even notice. Or he doesn't give a shit. You're not sure which one.

#wayv #wayv imagines #nct imagines #wayv x reader #satire #nct fanfic

Txt when they want a baby

-/ This was requested, I never want children. Ever.

Yeonjun shoves baby clothes in your hands by the dozens. Doesn’t even try to be subtle about it. He believes its time to bless with the world with a mini Choi.

Soobin doesn’t really want a kid, he want’s another Odi. So you’d have to constantly explain to him how a baby does not equate a pet. He wants to name your baby Garfield.

Beomgyu is just horny, but hes having a hard time deciding if he really wants you pregnant or not. Like his brain cannot separate his real vs horny thoughts.

Taehyun constantly brags how he’d be a responsible and loving dad. Flashbacks to the time you two babysat his nephew and he tried to order him around like a soldier.

Hueningkai gets baby fever every single season. Swears you two would have the cutest baby. It wont be cute no more when its waking up every three hours.

#txt #txt imagines #txt reactions #txt imagine #txt fanfic #txt headcanons #tomorrow x together #tomorrow x together fanfic #imagines txt #txt x reader #satire

nct 127 when u ask to copy their hw

/- You know you hit rock bottom to ask them for help...

Taeil just smiles and nods, but like several times. You’re hypnotized by his perfect smile. You don’t even know if he heard your question. (You don’t get to copy the homework.)

Johnny actually lets you copy, but they’re all wrong. Every. Single. One.

Yuta says “For a price.” with an eyebrow raised. You swear you’ve never ran faster in your life.

Taeyong doesn’t give a fuck actually, like he didn’t even do it. You would think he’s lying but you’ve seen his grades...

Jaehyun just sighs. Blank face as he nods. He doesn’t mind at all, but you swear you’re sure you’ve pissed him off.

Doyoung literally says no. No excuses, no bullshit, just “No.” Like damn bitch fuck you too. (He is my bias)

Jungwoo just pretends he didn’t hear the question. Just pretends to not see when you text him about it later too. Acts as fake as his lips.

Mark laughs nervously and offers to help. Sits you down and is like “Dude look. I swear it’s so easy bro.”

Haechan says he didn’t do it. Haechan is a liar.

#nct imagines #nct fanfic #nct crack #nct reactions #nct reaction #nct 127 #nct 127 imagines #nct 127 reactions #nct headcannon #nct 127 headcannons

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ok ok wait i have a request, can you do enhypen as like school stereotypes and how they'd interact with you?

-\ anon i’d cry if i had to go to school with them but cute idea ig

Heeseung would be that kid with the cool vehicle, and he would like drive it to school every day. Boyfriend material if he wasn’t insanely in love with only himself.

Jake is definitely that OVERLY competitive kid who swears he’ll clap you in every sport. Definitely also really loud, bless those that have PE with him.

Jay is the stingy nerd. Like the kind to gatekeep the homework answers. C’mon man, some of us have jobs..

Sunghoon is a prude. Hes convinced that hes such hot shit that he rejects the prettiest girls. Why? His end goal is your science teacher. Sorry ladies.

Sunoo is cute and adorable yes...but so dumb. Like you swear the blonde bleach dye seeped into his brain as well. Overall an A+ school buddy though.

Jungwon has that permanent little stick up his ass. Probably on student council. Vote him out, trust me.

Niki kinda seems like those little puppy dog underclassmen. But the ones you wish would stop following you around. He is a leech.