The Stage Manager's Handbook

looking for an SM to help run this blog, DM me :)

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[justcallmeaphrabehn]

Struggling through that 2am rehearsal report

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TRU

[mondays-off]

You can only die if your prompt book is good enough

Production Manager to an ill DSM (via mondays-off)

[auditionwtf-blog]

HUZZAH!!

(but maybe try not to do that again)

[thatlesbianthespian]

*when people talk shit on headset*

SM: Stand by shade… SM: Shade… throw.

[darksideofthecurtain]

Dat stage management life.

[thebrainbackstage]

“Stress is the glue that holds my puppet body together.”

- one of my dear cast members

[that-sound-guy]

I probably came out of the womb coiling my umbilical cord

Unknown technician (via that-sound-guy)

[sapphicambitions]

Production Meetings

[sweeneyandhamiltontrash]

I sure as heck HOPE they are considering I’m the stage manager

[that-sound-guy]

Reblog to save this giant baby prop

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if only my apartment was big enough.

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Photographer: *exists*

Me, in blacks but a t-shirt: oh no there's gonna be photographic evidence of my bare arms-

Other ASM: Get the gaff tape!!

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JUST GET IN YOUR PLACES PLEASEEEEE

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when you’re working with a diva

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At the slightly drunk closing night cast party

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THESE RATES ARE ATROCIOUS AND SHOULD BE ILLEGAL

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when your crew is lazy