It’s Me, Hi! (I’m The Problem It’s Me)

Bri; 28 now and back on tumblr. Same old account though.

[smile-itsonlyme]

I guess I’m back here now too. Hi anyone who has also come back here/anyone who stayed and follows me 😂

[smile-itsonlyme]

Pretty sure I can post on here because I don’t think any of my friends use their tumblr much these days.

I love this time of year because it’s all new beginnings and clean slates and we’re just off the festivities of Christmas..

But I also really don’t like it because from the 24th till like the 3rd of January I’m always HYPER aware of how lonely I am. Not to be confused with alone; I have a lot of great and wonderful people in my life who I love very dearly. But I’m just so alone; and I hate that I get so hung up on guys/a relationship during this dumb little period because I know im pretty much romantically a lone wolf the rest of the year round. I just hate that it gets to me at this time of year. Although tbh it does at Valentines too - but after that all year round I can find ways to distract myself from it.

It just sucks being stuck in it and feeling all dumb and cry-y whenever I’m not around people and I take the front off.

[gothcostco]

not to be too millennial but

no money

[celanon]

no house

[clst]

just avocado

[beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202]

send butt pix before the purge

[beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202]

oh lord

[snyggvur]

Reblog for butt pix in ur inbox

[queerglassescutie]

… or you know whatever you wanna send in the end here 😈😘

[thickneyspears-deactivated20181]

Adult Content on tumblr after Dec 17th:

[theonlyhimeros]

😂

[aidashakur]

[sprmint-bkgsoda]

From the mouth of a One Percenter -

Abigail Disney

[mantaphase]

!!!!!!!!!!!

[marthawells-deactivated20181223]

“Yes, there is a superyachtinvestor.com. Go look at it and it will make you so angry, you could chew glass.”

[anarcho-smarmyism]

we stan class traitors on this blog

[cenobitic-anchorite]

Abigail Disney has no control or input on the operations of the corporation, she is a Disney heiress and, in that respect, nothing else. She puts her money towards philanthropy, especially women’s movements around the globe and peace organizations like Peace is Loud and the Global Fund for Women. She is a documentary filmmaker who explores these themes as well.

There are problematic family investments she earns money from that, legally, she cannot divest from. Instead, she donates these profits to charities that counter to those investments.

[wolverinedoctorwho]

Reblogging this version because I needed to read this after watching the video

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It’s a miracle we ever met by Hallie Bateman

[racingbarakarts]

I used to have geese so here’s a tip for everyone:

If a goose is attacking you, don’t run. No matter what, stand your ground. They can fly but when they’re mad, they don’t usually try to fly. Hold your hands in front of you, ready to grasp. When the goose gets close, grab it by the neck bit closest to the head and squeeze. Not tight enough to choke the goose, but tight enough so they can’t break free. You can hold them until they calm down or just do the next step right away. The next step is literally just to chuck them as far as possible and run for your life. It makes the goose know you’re in charge and you have a better chance of getting away. Trust me I’ve done this so many times that I’ve lost count

[myblogisnotinteresting]

I can’t tell if this is a shitpost or actual advice. But I do know geese are the fucking worst.

[racingbarakarts]

Actual advice! Just yeet a goose

[partypoodle-deactivated20220209]

@citalopramimalek and @thejunesky just yeet a goose

[remarkcentral]

Hanan.

[flowerinaflame]

[hallogallo]

Smug face of a free man

[catchymemes]

What vets do behind closed doors

[shoggoth-the-bitch]

I saw the caption and was so worried for a second

[briefsboy25]

[glasgowkinkylad]

Good taste I have those ck briefs.

[newsoundtrxck]

Taylor: *performing at 8pm*

Taylor: *liking posts at 1am*

Taylor: *starting a hashtag at 3am*

Taylor: *posting more photos at 6am*

Me:

[snackwizard]

a fools guide to not wanting to die anymore

by me, a fool who doesnt wanna die anymore 

never make a suicide joke again. yes this includes “i wanna die” as a figure of speech. swear off of it. actually make an effort to change how you think about things.

find something to compliment someone for at least 4 times a day. notice the little things about the world that make you happy, and use that to make other people happy.

talk to people. initiate conversation as often as you possibly can. keep your mind busy and you wont have to worry anymore

picture the bad intrusive thoughts in youe head as an edgy 13 year old and tell them to go be emo somewhere else

if someone makes you feel bad most of the time, stop talking to them. making yourself hang out with people who drain you is self harm. stop it.

[wildlyannoyingdoofus]

… 8|

That’s some pretty good advice. I don’t know what’s left of my humor after ‘guess I’ll just die’ jokes but it’s worth a shot.

[snackwizard]

Personally i went from “guess I’ll die” jokes to “IF I HAVE TO BE HERE FOR 5 MORE MINUTES I PROMISE YOU I WILL BUY JUST, AN ARRAY OF CLOTHES.” and other wild hyperbolic stuff. Just replace the death part with something ridiculous and off topic. Its very entertaining

[808lien]

This also works with calling myself things like stupid, worthless, trash, etc. Even if you do this jokingly to yourself, your brain still believes it, and keeps up the cycle. Seriously, I found that when I stopped saying these things about myself, even jokingly, it made a massive difference.

[maramahan]

Here’s a tip I picked up from a friend that’s helped me a lot — replace self deprecating jokes with ironically self aggrandizing jokes

Like every time I trip and fall, instead of saying “l’m just a disaster human” I say “I’m the epitome of grace and beauty”

Or like, when I draw a picture I’m not 100% happy with, instead of saying “my art is trash” I say something like “you know I think it’s time we replaced the Mona Lisa”

When you do that you get to make a joke, but you’re ALSO getting practice building yourself up, y’know?

And eventually it becomes a reflex and you get so used to it that you can say nice stuff about yourself even when you AREN’T joking

[jkl-fff]

[scottjate]

This is so important

[stargirlswiftie]

🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍

There once was a snake known by everyone and no one.

Her name was Karyn.

No one understood her, or tried to.

Most people were scared she was going to swallow them whole.

This made Karyn sad. No one wanted to be her friend.

So she just hid away in her underground world where no one could find her.

But then one day word came around to her that there was someone just like her.

Someone misunderstood by the world.

Someone people didn’t bother getting to know before judging them.

This made Karyn feel less alone.

She met up with this person and the both instantly got along.

Karyn and Taylor; two misunderstood souls that felt so understood by eachother.

Taylor told Karyn about her tour.

And her plan to turn people’s words around so they didn’t bit them.

Karyn loved the idea and now they’re happily on tour together.

[taylorswift]

It’s a love story bb jus say HISS

[left-reminders]