I'm An Asshole And Proud.

I'm a fucking mess, but aren't we all? 17/ Living in a shitty small town in Georgia with an okay coffee shop./Superheros and dogs are the things that matter the most./The only cool thing about me is I work at the movies.

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[tsunderrated]

okay here’s the thing

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Wow I really love Phantom Of The Opera

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Are we human? Or are we

exhausted

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when someone thinks you’re cool

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When you start a series from the beginning and pretend all of the bad things aren’t going to happen

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[destinysfosterchild]

this is the best doge

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OH YOU DO

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short horror story: old picture of me 

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WHEN YOUR BOSS SAYS SOMETHING TERRIBLE BUT YOU CAN’T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT

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[witchlatte]

reblog if dogs

[xueyangapologist]

me: *about to sleep*

my brain: the only reason you perceive yourself as a relatively mellow and laid back person is because you are completely engrossed by your daydreams, and constantly focus on those instead of your real life and the consequences of your actions and decisions. evidence shows that when you are forced to confront real life problems, you quickly resort to panicking. in addition to-

me: can’t we drag me in the morning

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Burrowing Owl Appreciation Post

70% Leg, 30% Anger

30% Leg, 70% Seduction

30% Leg, 70% Determination

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Me as an owl

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So my senior friends wanted to do one thing before they graduated…

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omg

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I have watched this 15 times and I need more

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I am oddly aroused

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[drarry]

if i ever stop reblogging this assume I am dead

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GOD