Fun & Mental is FUNDAMENTAL

I am a Christina and I have been blessed with the most beautiful little boy in the whole world he is my forever blossoming flower but other than him im Soical justice worrier. I spend my time riding ass and singing to my dogs. Live in a pillow fort in a secret location in australia. Dancing singing and making people smile. I can not define this blog its just great.

[samuelfriberg]

[shittyidea]

Move to America in search of safety

[sodamnrelatable]

when u have a thing to tell friend but friend dont care

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[bunnyfood]

(via tastefullyoffensive:thegentlemansarmchair)

[only1600kids]

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you’re really cute and its ruining my life because i think about kissing you all the time

[workoutinpink]

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this is probably my favorite tweet I’ve ever seen in my whole life

[garflyf]

i know there are daddy doms, but are grand-daddy doms a thing?

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

if ur a good girl for grandpappy, you can have a werther’s original

[dicpic-deactivated20200122]

i want to die

[raduyev-deactivated20150601]

[scottiedoesntknowher]

job goals

[setheverman]

american things that are surely fictional:

donald trump

blue raspberry

wearing shoes indoors

texas?????

[songllama]

Actually, I can vouch for Texas, my brother lives there.

[setheverman]

your brother

[just-shower-thoughts]

I grew up thinking that “stop, drop, and roll” would be an integral part of my everyday survival.

[kinniquacks]

acoustic cover of me crying

[snowysauropteryx]

Can you lick the science? An abbreviated list.

Genetics: Do not. Unless cheek swabs?

Chemistry: NO!!!!! DO NOT!!!!!!

Archaeology: Perhaps. But might be human bone.

Geology: Sometimes needed, sometimes dangerous 

Psychology: Best not.

Physics: ????????? How??????

Zoology: In zoology, science licks you. 

[seananmcguire]

Anthropology: Maybe ask first.

Herpetology: bad plan bad plan BAD PLAN

[whisperwhisk]

Sociology: Yes, if you have time and dedication and a willingness to piss a lot of people off.

Botany: You might hallucinate or die, OR it might be delicious

Computer Science: the tingle of electricity on your tongue is how you know it’s working

Epidemiology: FOR THE SAKE OF THE WORLD PLEASE DO NOT

[carpebutts]

Linguistics: Despite the name, please probably don’t.

[son-of-rome]

Engineering: Maybe, but it’ll probably taste like spreadsheets 

[thyrell]

Software engineering: nothing else has made the code work so you might as well try it

[swordwall-deactivated20160214]

Neuroscience: that is someone’s brain. no. do not

[deanspillowprincess]

Marine biology: you can try, but you’ll probably just get a mouthful of seawater

[complaintificate]

Library science: Sir, we already talked to you about this

[chrissongzzz]

She couldn’t have said it any better

[awwww-cute]

[losbukibarnes-deactivated202007]

giant powdered doughnut

[smiletripdancelive]

Doghnut*