if it's supposed to be, then it will.

[words-of-emotion]

My only goal in life right now is to be happy. Genuinely, intensely and consistently happy, regardless of what that looks like to others.

(via classy-california)

[soulcoral-deactivated20191122]

[inthebuffandblue]

I

[mennyfox55]

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[satanstrousers]

One of my friends asked me the other day if I would suck one thousand dicks for a billion dollars, and I love questions like that because not only are they so demonstrative of the no-homo society we live in, but they also show a fundamental lack of understanding that some people have for the value of money. Like, do you realize just how much money one billion dollars is? Do you realize I could live my life in the lap of luxury buying literally everything I could ever want and still have a fortune to leave to my children?? For sucking some dicks?? We are talking 1 million dollars per dick sucked!! That’s just economical like come on man.

[seauxamerican-deactivated201705]

1 billion dollars and all you’d have to do is suck a dick every day for the next 2.7 years. That’s it. Plenty of people already do that. You could quit your job and literally suck dick for a living. You could suck two dicks a day and only have to suck dick for 1.4 years. You could suck 5 dicks a day for about 6 months. 5 DICKS A DAY FOR 6 MONTHS FOR A BILLION DOLLARS, OF COURSE I’LL FUCKIN DO THAT. THAT’S THE DREAM, THAT’S FUCKIN HEAVEN.

[quickweaves]

and here i was thinking about sucking dick for free

[wordsnquotes]

You are going to be so much more than ‘enough’ for someone someday.

Unknown (via wordsnquotes)

[afrogay-deactivated20130525]

if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited 

[aidn]

if

[14th2]

great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die

[boredomgalaxy]

[bidoof]

the best thing about dogs is you can act like something really good just happened and they’ll instantly start celebrating too and they have no idea what the context is they’re just always ready to party no matter what

[liftedandgiftedd]

I appreciate people that are patient with me while I’m distant and trying to figure myself out

[leviberlin]

When your life is a mess but you just smile through it anyway

[itquiet-deactivated20240530]

[teen-girl-x]

Yep

[smilewhen-it-hurtsthemost]

me: *about to send someone a message*

myself: hey

me: ? hey what's

myself: if they wanted to have any kind of contact w/ you they would have initiated it.

me: alright, neat, neat concept, but communication is actually a two-way street so

myself: they have no desire to speak to you and never have any desire to speak to you, ever. they never think of you. they will never think of you, at all, ever, even in passing. you are nothing.

me, tossing my phone out the window: alright! neat! awesome! fantastic!

[taurusqueer-deactivated20200607]

me after going to class everyday and blindly submitting to a system that leaves millions of young adults in debt and unemployed after they graduate

[onlytwitterpics]

[paprika]

sometimes, im that friend lol

[scorpihoeofcolor-deactivated201]