LOONEY / TUNES .

STRANGER THINGS' DR. ALEXEI. PRIV & SEL. DASH ONLY. 

[richietozsier]

that’s just it, my dear Alexei. that, my dear friend, is America.

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does anyone maybe possibly perhaps want to plot a ship? ( or like, attempt to? talk about it? consider things? because i’m still in the dark about how alexei works in those. all i know is that he is definitely not straight. and a bit of a brat. )

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me writing a funny reply: aha alexei is sneaky like a ninja when he walks around lmao, it’s just his thing, what a fun headcanon

me, five seconds later: probably because he spent the vast majority of his childhood down in the lab and every time he wanted to be playful and run around they yelled at him and threatened him so he just learned not to make any noise whatsoever out of fear ahaaa

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@cashoots said:‘  aHH STOP! i could’ve dropped my croissant!  ’

vine sentence starters. accepting. 🍒

     CARTOONISHLY WIDE EYES blink up at the cop innocently. the only thing that betrays him is the small, self satisfied smirk that curls up the corner of his lips. alexei has been made aware of the fact that he walks around AS QUIET AS A GHOST. it’s one of his day’s greatest pleasures, startling owens’ people at the lab and watch them spill coffee all over their precious documents as he walks into a room completely unnoticed just to say ‘ GOOD MORNING ’ very loudly, right behind their backs. doing that at the station is just as, if not more, FUN. pushing up his glasses, alexei averts his gaze. ‘politely’.   “ SORRY. ”   yeah, no, he definitely doesn’t mean it. 

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kegcrowned replied to your post: a word of advice: if you get pissed off about...

jay you’re an angel.

i’m,,, quite literally a trash demon gremlin but sjdfhk ily thank u <3 

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@bluebracelet said:‘ you better stop! biTCH STOP ’ (this is very serious)

vine sentence starters. accepting. 🍒

     he understands ‘STOP’. and maybe, perhaps, he might have a clue what ‘bitch’ means. but, even if he did not, the tone of the man’s voice is enough for alexei’s survival instincts to kick the fuck in. 

     his mind says ‘stop’ but his fight or flight response yells:   KEEP RUNNING.   so alexei does -- more than that, he speeds up. the adrenaline makes his non-athletic ass actually put effort into it. sue him for being on edge! the cop is big and explosive, like a volcano, and alexei hates to admit that he’s a little freaked out. never a fighter, only good with words, which won’t work any magic in this case. he still tries, breathless.   “ NE UBIVAY MENYA, POZHALUYSTA! ”

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scoopingtm replied to your post “a word of advice: if you get pissed off about somebody doing something...”

jay i would legit die for u

i love youuuuuuuu !! <333

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a word of advice: if you get pissed off about somebody doing something that you don’t like in the rpc and it’s literally eating your mind away, imagine ranting about it to somebody who 1) has no clue what the fuck tumblr rp is and 2) struggles with some real life issues. like, imagine coming up to a friend that’s not a very internet-y person and idk lost their job or got into an accident etc. and being like “so there is this character and like they are problematic and people like them anyway and they make these blogs where they pretend to be him and write those lil stories on tumblr dot com” and like imagine their face while you talk about it as if it was the biggest issue on the fucking planet earth. is2g it works every time for me when i get mad over something that happens here lIKE COME ON CHILL OUT. CHILL OUT, TAKE A BUBBLE BATH. CHILL. WE’RE ALL GON DIE ANYWAY IT’S TUMBLR RP NOTHING MATTERS WE’RE DUST

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just a psa that no billy roleplayer should be worried about approaching my blog 

[letyourdreamymemesbememes]

Kiss Symbols

Send a symbol for my muse to kiss your muse in this way: Add “Reverse +” in front of the symbol, for your muse to kiss mine, instead.

😍 – a first kiss 😅 – an angry or hateful kiss 😇 – a surprise kiss 🤒 – a kiss where one (or both) partner is sick 🎃 – a kiss in costume on Halloween 💄 – a lipstick kiss 👅 – a kiss with tongue 👀 – a kiss that leads to sex 👃 – an Eskimo kiss 👂 – a kiss on the ear ✋ – a kiss on the hand 💍 – an engagement kiss 🦋 – a butterfly kiss 🎄 – a kiss under the mistletoe ☔ – a kiss in the rain ❄ – a kiss in the snow 🌹 – a kiss on the first date 🍓 – a kiss over shared food 🍦 – an ice cream kiss 🎂 – a birthday kiss 🥂 – a drunk kiss 🍾 – a spin-the-bottle kiss 🎬 – a movie theater kiss 🏆 – a congratulatory kiss 🎱 – a good luck kiss 🚑 – an injured kiss ✈ – a kiss while joining the Mile High Club ⛱ – a beach kiss 🌞 – a good morning kiss 🌙 – a goodnight kiss 🎆 – a kiss under fireworks 🎈 – a kiss for a child/baby 🎁 – a kiss as a reward 🤰 – a kiss on a pregnant belly ♟️ – a kiss for losing a bet 💌 – a wedding kiss 🚿 – a shower kiss 💊 – a kiss between exes ❤ – an apologetic kiss 💔 – a goodbye kiss 🏳️‍🌈 – an LGBT kiss ⚠ – a kiss before a battle

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nonverbal starters prompts featuring nonverbal scenarios.

guide take them by the hand, arm, or shoulder to guide them.

shelter protect them.

shove push them.

loop drape an arm around their shoulders.

touch a gentle touch like rubbing their back, hugging them, holding their hand. 

kiss a kiss on the cheek, knuckles, forehead, in their hair.

palm smack them upside the head.

bed rest gently push them back down when they try getting out of bed.

aid help them with a task.

note pass a note to them.

cry wipe away their tears.

wash wipe something off their forehead, cheek, so on.

bandage patch them up when they get hurt.

heal take care of them when they get sick.

book silently read a story with them. 

carry pick them up. 

scrap punch them.

cherry find blood on them.

sit help them sit down.  

medical wake up in the hospital and find them holding their hand.

steer place a hand under their chin to make them look up. 

beat dance with them.

stare stare them down. 

off track get lost with them.

no shaking their head in disagreement. 

yes nodding their head in agreement.

rush tackle them to the ground.

open hold the door open for them.

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okay but imagine somebody pulling a murray bauman on murray bauman himself and, as him and alexei are having a heated argument in russian, telling them to move the lovers quarrel somewhere else

[littlelovelymemes]

*   —  —   VERY SERIOUS RIP VINE SENTENCE STARTERS

‘  when will you learn? when will you learn that your actionS HAVE CONSEQUENCES!  ’ ‘  can i get a waffle??? can i PLEASE get a waffle!!!  ’ ‘  go suck a dick, suck a dick suck a motherfucking dick  ’ ‘  you better stop! biTCH STOP  ’ ‘  do you ever like wake up and do something and you’re just like what the hec– fuck is goin on  ’ ‘  what’s good, brah you don’t know me! you don’t– WHAT IS GOOD! YOU DON’T KNOW! YOU DON’T KNOW ME! ’ ‘  it’s summer i got my hat on backwards and it’s time to fucking party  ’ ‘  anyone ever tell you you look like beyonce?  ’ ‘  I LOVE YOU, BITCH. I AIN’T EVER GONNA STOP LOVING YOU BITCH  ’ ‘  BITCH I HOPE THE FUCK YOU DO YOU’LL BE A DEAD SON OF A BITCH, I TELL YOU THAT  ’ ‘  and they were roommates!  ’ ‘  oh my god, they were roommates  ’ ‘  oh my god, i love chipotle chipotle is my liiiiife   ’ ‘  this bitch empty YEET!!!!  ’ ‘  WHERE ARE THOOOOOSE  ’ ‘  THEY ARE MY CROCS  ’ ‘  bitch disgusting  ’ ‘  yeaaah. yeAAAAAH.  ’ ‘  so no head?  ’ ‘  THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU!  ’ ‘  i’ll kill you. i’ll kill you. i’m not even worried about it.  ’ ‘  ahh, fuck. i can’t believe you’ve done this  ’ ‘  aHH STOP! i could’ve dropped my croissant!  ’ ‘  what’s up me and my boys are going to see uncle kracker  ’ ‘  give me my hat back, jordan!  ’ ‘  do you wanna go see uncle kracker or no!?  ’ ‘  i sneezed! oh, i’m not allowed to sneeze?!  ’ ‘  look at all those chickens  ’ ‘  i smell like beef  ’ ‘  i gotta go home cause i forgot to… vacuum my room  ’ ‘  actually, megan, i can’t sit anywhere. i have hemorrhoids.  ’ ‘  is there anything better than pussy? yes! a really good book  ’ ‘  mom, i’m peein on myself  ’ ‘  sorry, i’m on the toilet. i hope the ice cream don’t melt, bitch  ’ ‘  honestly i don’t remember, i was probably fucked up. yeah, i was crazy back then  ’ ‘  I WON’T HESITATE, BITCH!  ’ ‘  just shut up and die slowly, okay?  ’ ‘  two bros chillin in a hot tub five feet apart cause they’re not gay!  ’ ‘  mother trucker, dude! that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick!  ’ ‘  i said WHOEVER THREW THAT PAPER, YOUR MOMS A HO  ’ ‘  you remember one time i liked you? GOOD! cause it never happened  ’ ‘  if your name is junior and you’re really handsome, come on raise your hand  ’ ‘  i’M WASHIN ME AND MY CLOTHES, BITCH! I’M WASHING ME AND MY CLOTHES  ’ ‘  waddup i’m jared, i’m nineteen, and i never fucking learned how to read  ’ ‘  whAT THE FUCK IS UP, KYLE? NO WHAT’D YOU SAY? WHAT THE FUCK, DUDE! STEP THE FUCK UP KYLE  ’ ‘  oh my god why can’t you just take the fricken compliMENT  ’ ‘  is that a wEED? i’m callin the police!!!  ’ ‘  yo, drink this vodka down the hatch c’mon  ’ ‘  it is wednesday, my dudes. aaaaAAAAAAH  ’ ‘  there is only one thing worst than a rapist… a child!  ’ ‘  get to del taco, they got a new thing called fre shavocado  ’ ‘  *to the tune of ghostbusters* i’m an adult virgin  ’ ‘  hi my name is tre, i have a basketball game tomorrooooow  ’ ‘  babeyou’reafuckingbitchiwantyoutogetthefuckoutofmycarcauseiwannabreakupwithyou i fucking hate you   ’ ‘  todays forecast we can clearly see that somebody got me fucked up. FUCKED. UP.  ’ ‘  whAT’S UP FUCKERS  ’ ‘  FUCK YOU, THAT’S WHY  ’ ‘  he needs some milk!  ’ ‘  you are my dad. YOU’RE MY DAD! boogie woogie woogie  ’ ‘  yEAH NO SHIT, HONEY  ’ ‘  oooooh my boy going to prom. fuck it up! fuck it up! fuck it up!  ’ ‘  hey, how you doin? i’m doing just fine. i lied. i’m dying inside  ’ ‘  honey, you got a big storm comin  ’ ‘  i wanna fucking DIE  ’ ‘  road work ahead? uh yeah i sure hope it does  ’ ‘  the yo-yo master did not answer, he just kept on yo-ing  ’ ‘  welcome back to me screaming  ’ ‘  you know sometimes i think to myself what are you waiting for you dumb stupid fuuuuuuck!  ’ ‘  do you ever shut the fuck up?  ’

[weirwolves]

Hey, Smirnoff! Get back here!

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if anyone has st3 screencaps, especially of episodes with my son in them, i would uhhhh love you forever for sharing and credit you and all that!! as much as i love taron egerton as a fc and still plan on using icons with his cute lil face in them, i’d also love me some alec utgoff ones you know?? but my laptop would Pewish if i tried to make screencaps myself, it can’t handle much action sadly. 🍒

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@hawkinsheir said:  ❝   machina! vroom vroom!   ❞

stranger things 3 starters. accepting. 🍒

     alexei pushes up his glasses just so he can pinch the bridge of his nose in a sort of a soft frustration that suddenly overtakes him. THIS SURE AS HELL BRINGS BACK SOME MEMORIES. -- when he looks at bradley again, arms crossed over his chest, the small curl of the corners of his lips betrays him completely.   “ YOU CAN SAY CAR. I UNDERSTAND. ”   what he doesn’t quite understand is what he’s supposed to do with said car. sure, bradley suggested getting slurpees and it’s at least a ten minute ride to the nearest place that sells them, which alexei managed to point out. but how in the hell does the kid have car keys now? he’s too young to own a car, surely. alexei is positive that the americans aren’t that bizarre. RIGHT? it has to be mr harrington’s car. alexei has another flashback. he turns to bradley, saucer-eyed.   “ WE STEAL IT? ” 

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@zombiers said: ❝ please, for my sake. ❞

stranger things 3 starters. accepting. 🍒

      “ AH, GIVE ME A BREAK. ”   he shouldn’t be doing this. everything that happens in the underground is confidential and alexei needs to be wary of that more than anyone else. ( wanna bet half of the people he works with can’t wait for a slip - up relevant enough to get him in trouble? OH, HOW THEY’D LOVE THAT. how they’d love for the russian to mess up. )

     murray has him caught up on everything that happened, though. he knows the story of the boy in front of him; figuring out the possible reasons for him to seek information, to look for closure -- IT’S A NO - BRAINER.  alexei shakes his head with a sort of a tired determination but it contrasts with his actions -- papers are out on the table soon, filled with drawings, prints and equations. he’s not even sure if it is going to make any sense for the boy, but if he’s spilling the beans, might as well include the receipts. 

     -- his english is still not so great but definitely much better. alexei’s always been a fast learner.   “ HERE. THE GATE IS HEALING. IT WILL CLOSE COMPLETELY. NOTHING ESCAPES IT NOW, IT IS... NEVOZMOZHNO. NOT POSSIBLE. MONSTER IS TOO BIG. ”   he doesn’t blame will byers for worrying. he doesn’t even blame him for doubting his and owens’ people’s judgement, if that’s what’s happening here. he was a kid once, most of the things he heard from the adults around him turned out to be lies or half-truths at best. -- he looks at the boy; pushes up his glasses and really looks at him, and his next words are nothing but sincere. ( he’s not like the others, he’s nothing like them. )   “ DON’T WORRY. YOU ARE SAFE. ”