yeehaw baby

we are cowboys first and people second

[misspiggy]

listening to the beach boys is like

[lesbian-toddhoward]

"yeah... it would be nice..."

[dankmemeuniversity]

[nosez-moved]

im not a people pleaser anymore im a huge cunt now

[anarchogay]

me after setting one (1) boundary

[mrsgrumpygills]

[hungrylikethewolfie]

No but guys, GUYS, we need to talk about how important this scene is.  Because the commonly accepted lore about unicorns is that they are so good and pure that they’ll only appear to young virginal girls.  Because Molly Grue is a middle-aged woman who has been living with bandits for most of her life and is as far from innocent and virginal as you’re likely to get.  Because she’s so angry that this creature, embodying everything that society tells her she’s lost, everything she’s thrown away through her own choices, is here now when all that The Unicorn represents is long since behind her.  Because she knows, in a way that only someone who’s been steeped in an oppressive system her entire life can ever know, that she’s missed her chance and doesn’t deserve to be seeing a unicorn now.

And you know what?  The Unicorn doesn’t give two fucks about her virginity, about her supposed loss of innocence and purity.  She’s not repelled by Molly being older, being experienced, being a full human person.  None of that has ever mattered to unicorns, only to the people telling stories about them.  Not only does she step in to physically comfort her here, but before long this bandit’s wife becomes her friend, closer to her in most ways than Schmendrick.

This story is fucking revolutionary, you guys, and I just have a lot of feelings about it.

[arcanebarrage]

I heard Peter S. Beagle speak about this scene at a convention once. He said he just kept writing and writing into the scene and suddenly here was this powerful, moving dialogue which came out very strong and natural, flowing directly from inspiration.

He said it was one of those moments when “the writer just gets really lucky.” 

[randomslasher]

This scene means more to me every year older I get.

[syntacticalambiguity]

same

[monster-bait]

There’s not a scene in this book that doesn’t resonate in my bones, but this one is by far the most powerful and relatable. Every woman has been/will be Molly Grue.

[valtsv]

a vampire walking into a glass door because they can’t see their reflection in it

[valtsv]

me cradling and cooing at the tiny bat wrapped in my sweater as i transport it to my backyard: don’t worry baby! mommy’s gonna make sure you get safely back outside and flying again okay baby :)

the confused and infuriated vampire that flew into my window:

[paramoregfgoingoutofbusinesssal]

quarantine moods ive seen:

horny

animal crossing

on drugs

mental breakdown

messing w ur appearance

[outragedslime]

IM WATCHING. THE DARK CRYSTAL. AND I STAN!! A FERAL GIRL!!!

[kristina100000]

that tampon gif is making the app lag stopppppp

[startedraining]

Why did you post it twice then ladlakfjjav??

[kristina100000]

CUZ ITS SO FINNY 

[dabli0]

[xtec]

silent hill nurses 5 minutes before they rip me limb from limb

[catnippackets]

tfw you realize the guy who keeps kidnapping you and using you as bait to catch his arch nemesis is actually just a theater kid who’s really nice

[justadashoffantasy-deactivated2]

[cowhandmax]

[bunkey]

[thetyrannosaur]

[bunkey]

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

this is probably the best youtube intro ever

[deadwooddross]

Wow I forgot to post this, here’s a smushed down version of a recent commission! Big pretty kitty, perhaps in need of a sweater.

[amilee24]

[dastardlydorito]

#this is a family friendly movie

[great-tweets]

[teasugarsalt]

The blue eyes mark this crow as young, not a full adult.

You’ve been pranked by a teen hooligan.

[animefacialrecognitionsoftware01]

You’ve been pranked by,

You’ve been sticked by,

A teen hooligan