the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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todays bird

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Keni

izzy's playlists!
will byers stan first human second
Stranger Things

Origami Around
trying on a metaphor

Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
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Not today Justin
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❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
$LAYYYTER
we're not kids anymore.

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the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped
vaseline is op for fucked up skin but its texture stat is dogshit
we aint putting that on the chart, chief
yes the fuck you are if you have any respect for its inventor
OKAY FINE JESUS
tags like this remind me that this is the only social media site where I'll ever truly belong
For thousands of years humanity has selectively bred chickens to have larger breasts and to have to lay eggs constantly. We did it to get more meat and per chicken, but from the perspective of the domesticated chickens they’re sorta living in a very specific fetish scenario
The first tags I see on this are absolutely inspired. Incredible pervert lesbian website.
after i finished this i paused and thought i don't have the heart to eat these women. but maybe you do. if you're hungry
im fucking crying
it is always narratively correct to make your characters sleep together before they sort through the hundreds of lies and misdirections between them. make things worse make things worse make things worse #i love betrayal #i love lying #i love people feeling bad about themselves
we are in truble
carousel birdcages
Lots of drama in our household
Brooch
c. 1832
Gold, enamel, hair
Albany Institute of History & Art
in law school, my mom took me to this stress retreat because my family was vaguely aware i was a suicide risk. and they didnt allow phones, so i brought this huge bag of books. and one of the options for "destressing" was this fake cave grotto thing, where they'd decorated a room to make it look exactly like an underground cave and the air was like -10 degrees, but there was a like 4ft deep pool in the middle that was kept super super hot, so you would just switch between the hot and cold. and they would bring you an endless supply of this weird syrupy drink thing that was like super caffeinated and tasted like sugar and mint. and so i spent multiple days sitting half submerged in this fake grotto drinking mystery liquid and reading. and i have to be honest i really did feel less stressed
i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep
Can I hit or do I have to pay tribute to the rest of your polycule first
your 20s are about elves, your 30s are about continued meditations on the elf
once you hit your 40s it's time to find an elf
Fuck I hate elves god damm it
you've got 2 years left of that but then you have to make some changes
Strange haunted photo where Winifred looks like she's a painting
I have placed her in a more fitting setting
For the first time in my tenure on tumblr, it's "THAT'S A PHOTOGRAPH?" and not "THAT'S AN OIL PAINTING?"
stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household