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Naal { 822 } ?? Recent google searches: "sexy urban legends"

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shinglespell replied to your post:Now that I think about it, I don’t think I’ve ever...

is it a choking hazard also

No it’s just gross.

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Now that I think about it, I don’t think I’ve ever gotten drunk more than. Twice? It’s nasty and inconvenient when you gotta pour that shit down your neckhole. 

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I remember why I haven’t seen Jerrik in a few decades.

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finfucked replied to your post:finfucked replied to your...

DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT

I just jumped off a roof and held a living child in my arms, I’ll take a rain check on xXnaughty wood shenanigansXx for some other time.

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finfucked replied to your post:taskforcetengu replied to your post: “I heard that...

Fuck the tree Naal.

I’m going to fuck this tree and it’s going to die.

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listen. Naal can still kill my plants with his pants on, I promise

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taskforcetengu replied to your post: “I heard that you're gonna fuck the treeman”

why are you being so negative you can totally fuck a tree what are you scared of splinters? you scared of splinters on your dick and ass? pathetic

If I put my dick in or near a plant it will die instantaneously, and I can’t handle that kind of pressure with my pants down.

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thedoobiefaerie replied to your post: “I heard that you're gonna fuck the treeman”:

one time i read a story where a horse fucked a tree

I don’t know what I expected when I looked at my notifications but it wasn’t this. Good to know.

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I heard youre... a party animal (?)

Yes (?)

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I heard you're a big sap

Nah.

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I heard that you're gonna fuck the treeman

Do you know how unfuckable a tree is? It’s a tree. You can’t fuck a tree. 

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I HEARD THAT YOU BEEN TALKIN SHIT AND U DIDN'T THINK THAT I WOULD HEAR IT.

I talk shit to your face every time you’re within my line of sight, Jerrik. 

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I’m holding a baby.

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"I heard that you ----" Finish this in my ask box

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shinglespell replied to your post:shinglespell replied to your post:shinglespell...

give me your arms

Abba.

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shinglespell replied to your post:shinglespell replied to your post:shinglespell...

Jerrik holds her just fine! I’ll help you all right (also yes, Devon ain’t a newborn anymore bebe)

I somehow feel like Jerrik has had more practice than I have. As in, I’ve never held a baby in this context in my unlife.

morbidoracle replied to your post: shinglespell replied to your post:shinglespell...

You’ll do fine.

I’d scream but there’s a baby near me.

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Promo me, perhaps? You won’t regret it.