no, not like the mermaid.

i don't get it either..

[croatians]

Ted Cruz isnt laying eggs anymore and hes a losing all his feathers more than normal I’m worried hes sick

[goodzillo-moved-deactivated2022]

Please be more clear that that’s a funny name you gave your chicken

[nemfrog]

“Each dot represents 5,000 hogs.” World Geography. 1948. 

[paulsimonsass69-deactivated2020]

oh my god. the oceans are filled with hogs,

[screenshotsofdespair]

[clubsdeuce]

reverse cryptids. common animals you know are fake. when’s the last time anyone really knew what pigeons were about.

what do other people have against subtitles? like bitch,.. my ears are Not Friends with my brain, let me have my captions

[medusabraids]

alt j: dnisisnsijjssji sbianisnis hold me on top of your tiny horse and devour me like a lozenge 

me: 

[joaquinterrero-archive]

if u don’t kiss ur cat on their tiny soft little forehead wtf are u even doing

[pussylightlytoasted]

Yelling at her for trying to eat plastic

[2006aesthetic]

[ruinedchildhood]

[mamoru]

[love-personal]

[fireable-deactivated20180203]

sometimes a b*tch just needs to listen to shania twain that’s just how it is

[simsgonewrong]

iss my pussy i can do what i want!

[simsgonewrong]

well. forgot i was on the sims blog…

[incogniito]

A cough is just a crunchy breath

[thesunshore]

god fuckign damnit this is going to be one of THOSE posts that i can never extract from my mind as long as i live FUCK

[pisikakavudubaba57828398497-dea]

some people grab their titty to cope

[1992hondacervix]

*80s pop playing as I lay dead in the middle of the woods*

[gillianandersunflower]

iconic