Marbeli✿

The power of imagination makes us infinite.

[memewhore]

[captainsingleton]

Man: What’s a matter girl, you had a little bit too much corn?

Pig: *very long disgruntled groan which rises in pitch*

Man: Is that a yeah?

Pig: *shorter groan*

Man: Okay.  Here I come, I gotta get the intoxicated pig… Look at this pig…

Pig: *quiet snort*

Man: Hey!

Pig: *snort*

Man: Are you messed up, girl?  

Pig: *short snort*

Man: Never seen a damn pig… Look at that, that one here’s fine, that one there is fine, this one here is turned belly up 

Pig: *snort snort snort snort*

Man: Hey you

Pig: *snort*

Man: Whoa!  Whoa!  Shit!  [Unintelligible] HOWH!  Come here girl! 

Pig: *grunt grunt grunt*

Man: Holy hell, fuck…I didn’t mean to do that

[kitharion]

“Whoa! Woah! Shit The Bed Almighty!” Is my new favorite expletive

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[occultaluce]

Still Life XI / Recondita Mixed media 2017 (dA)

[distinguishedbaloney]

[xlarryvich]

[hello-manna-deactivated20190625]

Just felt like sharing my daughter’s awesome hair (again)…her stylist entered the national Kenra neon competition with Guy Tang & Rebecca Taylor…my daughter was her model. She did a “dark side of the rainbow”/Pink Floyd-inspired look. The neon side glows under blacklights! Y'all may hate it, but we think it’s AMAZING and she is so talented. I hope she gets chosen to compete in LA!

[bw-minimalism]

[sharralexine]

Hair Goal of the year.

[abduction]

[venus-adept]

I AM WALKING RIGHT NOW

[free-ottawe]

WALK SLOWER YOU SPEED DEMON

[sublimesublemon]

[averagefairy]

i love when dudes are like “of course i respect women, i have a sister and a niece” like what does that even mean. there isn’t a person on this planet who isn’t related to a woman like what is Your Point

[no-chill-at-all]

[thegoodvybe]

[smokingdeaddroid]

this exact same thing happens to me on repeat

[fishdetective]

in the iphone calendar you can go back into the thirteenth century and beyond???? i didn’t even scroll back as far as it went because i was scared of break the space time continuum what is this did you guys know that disease ridden peasants woke up on january sixth fucking 1207 and it was a fucking saturday

[fishdetective]

It goes all the way back to the year 1 AD and then it starts GOING BACKWARDS up again like BC but without the negatives. i scheduled a haircut for myself on january 17 1 AD. i don’t know why apple gave me the ability to do this

[fishdetective]

i missed my haircut appointment by over two thousand years

[usagiforfun]

“but Victor, this dakimakura is special edition!”

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another comic from my weird hc about yuuri keeping a victor daki and Victor can’t help but jealous of it //u// 

anyway, read from left to –> right!  o/

[twitblr]

Gentlebitch, you had my attention, now you have my man

[deadpoolsheik]