Satan's Mom

Mela: Firmly stuck in a fantasy world. Music is my passion. Metalhead in a band. My Instagram

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reblog if u dont have a tumblr account

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All our generation wants is a small apartment and a spouse that loves them back.

[silverhawk]

some lesser known small cat species

the kodkod

the flat headed cat

the pampas cat

the andean mountain cat

the jaguarundi

[weezley]

i like this post bc each cat just looks more annoyed than the last

[whaturlisntinuse]

He’s saltier than a McDonald’s french fry

[eilooxara]

The tooth fairy is fae propaganda

It teaches your kids that it’s ok to invite the Fae into your home and sell them parts of your body

[bighonkinqueeniesbadbadbackstory]

I feel like this post woke me up to something evil

[mandywondering]

@leeistresistance

[flowercrownbi]

I don’t want to date. I just want to magically end up in a long-term and emotionally-secure relationship with someone cute

[bob-belcher]

[cupcakes-and-bookplates]

TRUTH

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hmmm

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[adhdalistair]

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Visit Original Link

JUST FUCKING LISTEN. 

THIS IS HALLOWEEN BUT NOT LIKE YOU KNOW IT

reblog so others can hear it!

[wideeyedsmile]

Where the hell are the Victorian Goths they should be all over this.

[marionetta-miyu]

*SMASHES REBLOG BUTTON*

[xelbleedsglitter]

this is some insta-reblog shit, my friends, i’m like 20 seconds in

[alexandrina-dragomann]

HELL YES I LOVE THIS

[starsovermyscars]

What is this masterpiece?

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10000000/10

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@purediamondtrash for Sunny

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@corruptedwhitegem @blackstardiopside @sssssick

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// HOLY MOTHER FUCKING SHIT 

[the-elf-sorceress]

YESPLEASE MM//

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@pirate-god

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@lauralot89

[trashi3y]

@neutralchaos1

[cleopatras-atlantica]

MY SEX SONG BITCH

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Before listening: I’m a little scared of how into this people are.

After listening: IF THIS SONG WAS A PERSON, I’D LET THEM FUCK ME

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asdjfjshfoshdkshdjs

[charlieism]

I REBLOGGED IN LIKE A FEW SECONDS OMG

[humoristics]

People actually boarded flight 666 on Friday the 13th to HEL

[citizen-zero]

Shit, I would too.

[dark-and-rainy-day]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via Mala_Moot)

[yesterdaysprint]

The Salem News, Ohio, January 13, 1908

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These are so cute they’re almost physically painful

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[proletarianprincess]

lmao on the edinburgh zoo site it says “there is a daily penguin parade at 14:15 but it may be cancelled last minute as it is a voulntary parade, we do not coax the penguins with food, and they may not want to go out” lmao anarchopenguinism

[cannibality-deactivated20250227]

this is the cutest goddamn thing i’ve ever heard

[livenudegirl]

I saw the penguin parade. It was a very slow parade, because the pingüinos take their sweet time and aren’t very fast walkers to begin with.

[airyairyquitecontrary-deactivat]

can I volunteer to be a penguin

[commander-damneron]

I feel like the world needs to know the context of the edinburgh zoo penguin parade, becausr I’ve been going there my entire life and I only found out about this the other year.

So a while back (I can’t remember exactly when but I think it was some time around the 40s/50s), a bunch of penguins escaped. A keeper left the gate open so a bunch of penguins just… followed them. And the people loved it. Look at these adorable birds outside their cage just following that guy around! So they get all the penguins back inside and realise that none of them really ran off, they just followed the keeper and went back inside and crowd thought it was amazing, so why not make it a regular thing? Get enough people there that if one of them goes to make a run for it (which at least one has in the past), they can’t get past the people, and let the ones who want outside have a little wander. So every day, they get a crowd, they open the gate, and whatever penguins want to get out can go, waddle about, squawk at people, and then hop back inside.

Also, one of those penguins is Brigadier Sir Nils Olaf III, Colonel-in-cheif of the Norwegian King’s Guard. This isn’t really related to the parade at all, I just love the fact that there’s a penguin in the Norwegian army

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[constantneverland]

This is beautiful and heart breaking

[youreastopalongtheway]

My gay heart

[ap00]

I don’t think straight people even understand we have this fear

[barreboy]

this is so real

[wasted--kitten-deactivated20181]

😭

[kikkofranke]

Thats so true… but straight people will never understand us. How much we are ashamed to hold hands in public.. or kiss.. 😔

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I remember taking a walk in the woods with my mother a couple of years after I came out as bi to her.  She had, at that point, more or less decided to ignore the whole thing (which was easy for her, I guess, since I was then dating a man; the man I eventually married).  There were two men coming in the opposite direction, holding hands.

My mother glared at them until the unclasped.  I didn’t realize what she was doing until they passed and my mother complained that they were “shoving it in her face” and that she glared until they stopped.

Growing up queer wasn’t easy in that household.  There was a reason I never took a girl home.