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lick the fucking dirt off my boots like a good dog

[whattheheckcerulli]

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i am dylan, 24. he/him/it, white. trans man.

i am straight edge and bisexual and an osdd system host. i'm also autistic and mentally ill.

likes: motionless in white, johannes cabal, tattoos/piercings/punk shit, legend of zelda, license plates, geography, pokemon, music in general

not a dni because i'm not checking but just a heads up i will not follow you back if you're a minor. i'm a grown man with a job and bills to pay and i have no interest in befriending teenagers

other than that please feel free to message me or tag me in shit i love to talk about motionless in white!!!! i love to talk about all of the things i'm into especially music and cartography! i enjoy chatting in general so hit my line

[bunnygirljesus]

Black ppl deserve to feel safe and welcomed on the internet, on fandoms on whatever community or hobbies they want without having to deal with antiblack racist attacks, microaggressions or enablers of antiblackness . And if u genuinely consider urself to be left leaning or an ally or woke you should do and try to unlearn the colorism, texturism , eurocentrism and antiblackness

[hustlerose]

standing ovation is such a good phrase. that show was so great we laid an egg

[bruzum]

[guiltfactory]

your boyfriend isn't thematically significant

[theswisscheeserag]

You gotta be really publicly passionate about things if you want your friends to text you. Bc people will forget to text you because they’re human. But if you’re really openly the friend who loves identifying ants your friends will think of you when they see ants. And they’ll text you “what ant is this [blurry photo]”. And then they’ll ask you how you’ve been and we should get coffee sometime. But if they don’t know what you love they’ll never know what you like

[theswisscheeserag]

And then when the ant convention is in town they’ll be like dude… we should go to the ant convention. But they would never think to go if they didn’t know u loved ants

[theswisscheeserag]

And sometimes you need to ask them to go to the ant convention. But you Will not get anywhere hiding your passions

[whattheheckcerulli]

apparently my mother's 84 year old mostly senile father said the reason the kids are broke is because we're throwing away money spending $1000 a month on rent. if i found a one bedroom apartment for $1000 a month i would move in yesterday. a thousand dollars. could you imagine. when do i get to start spending $1000 on rent

[danskjavlarna]

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[kosmogrl]

[rabbits-of-negative-euphoria]

if they're gonna remake The Princess Bride, it should open with a kid sick in bed scrolling on his phone. his grandpa arrives with a gift--it's a DVD player with a disc already inside. grandpa hooks it up to the TV and presses play. and we all just watch the original 1987 film again.

[kontrapoetik]

see when people try and nitpick me because i call my dog "my dog" when it's technically "the family dog".......well first of all i still call my brother "my brother" and not "the family boy". although maybe that should change. second of all sorry i'm still thinking about the family boy. btw i fell asleep while making this post last night and i think you can tell

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Very tenuous link to one of my favourite tweets

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

i like my music and it makes me happy and i dance and i smile and i groove to the rhythm

[pjackk]

How come nobody is posting their private parts on this site no more

[micromontage]

when it wasn't meant to be 🤣🤣 but the potential of possibility still plagues you 🤔

[clockworkgoldmine]

[kazieka]

was outside earlier and a bird Came Up, squatted down, fluttered it’s wings at me and opened its mouth like a hatchling begging for food (it was a grown female) so I went and checked the seed cube in the feeder and the thing was completely covered in mold. this is one of the weirdest things that’s ever happened to me. how did she know im the one in charge of the birdseed. How Did She Know To Pantomime Hunger At Me. Hello.

[kazieka]

i have spent my afternoon confusedly getting dressed, driving to the store, purchasing a new seed block, driving home, washing the cage, and getting the feeder set back up. i don’t take this much care for my Own nutrition. ive been bullied into a grocery store run by a tufted titmouse. i feel so loved

[innerchildabortionclinic]

the "we need this version of [x]" memes always have me in hysterics for some reason

[innerchildabortionclinic]

are there any more

[unfavorableinstigation]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[blanketfortarchitect]

[rebloggingistheenemy]

[inviernodel95]

Thank you. I hope everybody thinks this