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““If you drop the weight you are carrying, it is okay. You can build yourself back up out of the pieces.” “You deserve to heal and grow, too.”

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mikeshanlon

i think probably the most fucked up part of the wicker king was when august passed on seeing the strokes in concert for $15

arywizm

can't wait to come home, sit down in my silly little office, open my silly little program, plug in my silly little tablet and draw a silly little comic based on a random scene from the wicker king.

writersarea

Has anyone ever read the Wicker King by K. Ancrum? Because FUCK, I would have been less taken out by being hit with a bag of fucking bricks

frawgs

urban outfitters is smoking dick if they think i’m gonna pay 400$ for cum shorts

weenis

outfit idea 😳😳

aflo

happys-hall-of-horrible-things-2

NONONO

tahthetrickster

....................memaw’s cheese tiddies

tahthetrickster

memaw’s cheese tiddies.

napoleanbonafarte

Whore treats

s

if a british person is named shaggy does it kinda feel like being named fucky?

craiganthonywells-deactivated20

The first time I watched Scooby Doo I was distraught

s

that’s what I wanted to hear

riverlarking

i want to share with you some of my favourite graffiti from Pompeii

“Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!“

“Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this.“

“We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.“

“Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.“

“On April 19th, I made bread.“

“ I have buggered men.“

“If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girlfriend.“

“It took 640 paces to walk back and forth between here and there ten times.“

“Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!“

“Epaphra is not good at ball games.”

“Two friends were here. While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus. They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores.“

“Secundus likes to screw boys.“

archivedbarfblog

I’ve always loved these. Humanity has never fucking changed.

frognonbinary-deactivated202412

the guy who wrote “if anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my gf” drank XTREME respect women juice

duragdaddy

iamsuchagoodfriend-deactivated2

This is much more interesting than the entirety of Frozen

dotdot3polkadots-deactivated202

spacemancharisma

hey bestie im bored can i get i a pig fact

piglets can recognize their mother’s voices and they’re able to learn their names!!

toadscools

another pig fact please 🥺👉👈🐖

spacemancharisma

sows are known to grunt little rhythmic “songs” to the piglets as they feed, like a lullaby!!

toadscools

thank you so much for the pig fact oh god

everythingunderthesunjessie

M-may I ask for a pig fact?

spacemancharisma

pigs have very similar body language to dogs, including wagging their tails when they’re happy! they also love getting belly rubs too!!

pyros-random-thoughts

op I hope you are aware we aren't gonna stop asking now.

having said that, can we get another please?

spacemancharisma

pigs love to decorate!! if you provide them with flowers and grasses they will very deliberately spread them around their pen to make the space more beautiful.

heir-of-the-chair

And here are some more fun pig facts!

feministism

drankinwatahmelin

4. If the car pulls up to you run in the opposite direction.

5. Walk with your keys in your hands and keep a key between each finger

6. If they put you in the trunk kick out the headlights

7. If you get lost find a woman with a child. Never ask a man for help (this one was drilled)

bando--grand-scamyon

That scream fire piece of advice is literally life saving

8. Watch your shadows and reflections, especially if someone is walking behind you. A split second notice is better than none and will help you.

gaylittlepieceofsh1t

Yes this last one really saves lives y'all I do it all the time

uncleromeo

girls have to learn to view the world like international intelligence agents just to be safe walking down the street. smh.

twilightt-fantasy

guys pls pls pls reblog and girls pls pls pls be safe out there. terrifying and so sad that we have to worry about this on a daily basis

guiltyidealist

(I’m an enby, but, frankly, this is helpful for anyone.)

cryptidinks

- always tell someone where youre at and an approx time when youll be back

witcheshaven

Add text replacement words in your phone if possible. Something short and memorable that you can send quickly to people in moments of emergencies.

E.g.

whatchagonnadoabooouuutttit

I f ing hate that we need to reblog this, people suck, but this will save lives.

DO NOT SCROLL PAST

anonymousmothman

Being female fucking sucks but yes this shit is important for everyone

deadlymodern

Also, do not walk close to walls. It will be easier for someone so walk past you and push you against it or corner you.

If your gut is telling you to cross the street or change your path, do it. Don’t risk it. Your body knows.

If you can, buy a large umbrella and walk holding it. Studies say that predators are less likely to attempt an attack on someone that could fight back. Keys around your knuckles is fine but you’ll need to get very close to do damage. Umbrellas are more precise.

Avoid wearing headphones if you are alone on an empty street. Look aware.

Again: Stay. Away. From. Walls.

Entering an uber alone? Call your father (or anyone you trust) and say “hey dad! Yep, I’m almost there, I’m sending you the route.” outloud. Then proceed to send them the route so they can follow the uber drive. This will most likely intimidate the predator.

If you see someone in an uncomfortable or possibly dangerous situation, walk up to them and say “Betty, oh my god, I haven’t seen you in so long!”. If she gets slightly confused, you can whisper and let her know you’re trying to help and that she should follow along. Walk together to another station or away from where you are. The man will most likely not follow. I have done this one 2 times and can be very helpful.

If you are unsure she needs help, you can pass her a note saying something like “hey, I noticed this man beside you is making you uncomfortable. If you’d like help, fake a sneeze right now and I will come up to you and pretend we are friends.” This is a long note, but its an example. Be discrete. If she follows along, proceed with the previous tip. This is helpful when you’re in a crowded train and you notice harassment.

Help your sisters. Trust them. Trust yourself. Be safe.

goodgirl81

If you ever feel unsafe or need help, anyone is welcome to run upto me and ask me for help! I’ll go all mama bear and keep you safe!!!

v1b3ch3ckl0s3r

https://docs.google.com/document/d/166g6Vo8Fb9H3FIZF2H6faEBHtFQSf7nVn_QxcJ9NMi0/edit?usp=sharing

I made this google doc covering 14 different self defense tips and tricks. it was made on January 15th, 2020 so it was before I decided I’d come back to tumblr jhjshdbjfh.