*insert bad rupaul pun*

hello my name is alicia :)

[ferelden-archive]

your fave is problematic… hydromatic… ultramatic… why it could be greased lightning!!!!

[missfame]

Nobody knows who will win as3 because the wins don't mean shit no mo

OH TEA i forgot the challenges don’t mean anything anymore so i hope the top 3 is ready for a lipsynch

[dezpacho-deactivated20170916]

Season 9’s Miss Congeniality, minutes after receiving her trophy.

[airframeextender]

my lord i had forgott the Fart

[beyhive1992]

[seonhgwa]

[thehausghosts]

“I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly” - eric at 5 am, mumbling to the cherries during his 7th consecutive hour of making jam. he can hear in color.  

[abominableobriens]

this is the most canon thing I’ve ever read

[moonkollins]

My favorite Sasha looks from RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 9

[no-chill-at-all]

[midgardian-hero]

I love our current fucking reigning sm

[lesbiancoree]

Sasha Velour is a literal angel. name someone nicer, i’ll wait.

[eh-rpdr9angst-blog]

Peppermint

[lesbiancoree]

you know what…… you’re right they’re both angels i stand corrected

[wifeschooldrop0ut]

This is what I do on snapchat :(

[bee-sprout]

Hogwarts freshmen be like: Excuse me, um, ma'am yes I have a question. Um. Don’t only the witches ride the brooms? I mean - I’m not, y'know. I’m just saying.

Hogwarts freshmen 2: [with a lisp] leviosa! I, no, I have - I have a lisp. I can’t really pronounce things. [still with a lisp] Leviosa! I-I’m trying.

Hogwarts freshmen 3: Now you said the bathrooms were three doors down on your right, right? Well there’s a three headed dog in there. I’m not sure if that’s the ladies room or whatev. Why don’t we have maps?

Hogwarts freshmen 4: waitlisted: Are y'all gonna get anymore owls? Because I mean, yeah, see, he’s too tiny and he’s not as fast - he’s not as cool as, you know, the other owls.

Hogwarts freshmen 5: Hi, do y'all have regular skittles? I mean, I bought some yesterday and all of them turned into birds. I just want REGULAR SKITTLES.

[blackguysloveblackgirls]

THIS WOMAN HAS STOLEN MY HEART

[shantayqueenyoustay]

Rupaul’s Drag Race S09E13 “Reunion”

[vzq1120]

[3dbabyfromallymcbeal]

[ohmrdarcy]

[thorgyorgy]

[roslips]

LMFAO

[devon-aoki]

[fuckyeahdragrace]