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i-am-a-fish

I want everyone to have universal basic income please

beardedmrbean

segamascott

I don't support anyone in the middle east because they hate gay people hashtag sorry not sorry

i hope you get hit by a car soon also sorry not sorry

zoesupreme

well the thing is that's an extremely reasonable concern

pokeballvictimized

> steam sends me an email

> game you wishlisted is on sale!

> wow, 30% off!

> $50

pokeballvictimized

I can wait. You'll be 80% off one of these days. I'll outlast you.

pissvortex

Christians when they die and go to science instead of heaven

visenyaism

80s misogyny saved the Star Wars galaxy because Darth Vader wasted all his time and effort trying to convince his starry-eyed gayboy empath son to become an evil space fascist when if anyone had any point asked his daughter “hey do you ever just want to KILL these people” she would’ve been shooing lightning out of her hands to prove a point in like 10 minutes

dizzyhslightlyvoided

(via prev)

godlessondheimite

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

nobodys-odyssey

Taylor Swift does this

godlessondheimite

no she doesn’t

nobodys-odyssey

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

dancinbutterfly

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic