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colorsandmayhems

==> Jade: Be a musky husky

liquidstar

i guess u could say ive “read homestuck” if u catch my drift

dilfgmancoolatta

opinions on the troll call

galekh is my boyfriend

galekh and mallek are boyfriends

Elwurd is a lesbian

Her name has ?????? cause she’s trans but she hasn’t picked out a name yet

Other name theory: her name is jriska (jean vriska)

daily-alphas

yeah! there she is

homestuckfluffcanons

At night, the trolls’ pupils will dilate in to the shape of the pupils of the animal associated w/ their zodiac (i.e: Nepeta’s will be catlike, Gamzee’s will look like a goat, etc.)

Suggested anonymously

smoldancebirb-blog

Serket eyes would be terrifying.

Headcanon accepted.

hs-kin-moved-blog

Heavenly Prospit aesthetic for anon

beachdeath

(In reference to your "the most #UselessLesbian thing i have ever done" post) But did she like you in the end????

well no i never acted on my feelings b/c the defense attorney made a really convincing argument for not acting on my feelings

beachdeath

the most #UselessLesbian thing i have ever done was when i was trying to figure out if this girl liked me or not, just constantly arguing with myself about it, and after a couple, uh, months, of this, i was like, “god i wish i could just like… go to court and lay out all this evidence and have a couple lawyers argue over the TRUE MEANING of her text messages, and then a judge tells me if she likes me or not.” and then the proverbial lightbulb went off over my proverbial head, and i dug into my mock trial folder from high school and found the trial guidelines and i wrote out an entire trial transcript featuring a plaintiff (me), my attorney (my wildest hopes and dreams), a defense attorney (my worst fears and insecurities), and a judge (my desperate attempt at rationality). the final product was several thousand words long. it clarified nothing. at any point in this process did it occur to me to ask her how she felt about me? absolutely not. did i ever stop and think, “hey, maybe i should tell her that i like her?” absolutely not. that’s for people who take risks and i don’t take risks i take myself to court in my own head.