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Love Begins
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@smolspeed
“You haven’t just started a thing, you’ve started a future legend.”
“Oh, god.” She facepalms. “Okay, well, if we’re gonna do this, we’ve got to go big. Steve just can’t know I started it. I want him to, you know, like me.”
“Don’t worry, a friendly anonymous poster has already posted about Steve’s mathematics deficiencies on every major superhero subreddit, fanpage, and forum.”
Inside the box there was a full grown iguana. “So you can finally have a friend.”
His hands did fly away from it in his reaction, but once he realized it was just a plain old lizard, he calmed down rather quickly. “Thanks, I guess..”
“And here,” he handed tony about fifty different pamphlets on lizard care. “You never know what info you might need.”
“Steve Rogers thinks two plus two equals three pass it on.”
“Did I start a thing? I didn’t mean to start a thing.”
“You haven’t just started a thing, you’ve started a future legend.”
@smolspeed
“Didn’t anyone ever tell you not to look a gift horse in the mouth, Stark?” He shook his head in disapproval. “Just open it.”
“Like you even know what that means. Fine, I’m opening it.” He fought the wrapper for a moment before tearing open the box.
Inside the box there was a full grown iguana. “So you can finally have a friend.”
“Steve Rogers thinks two plus two equals three pass it on.”
"I got you a present," he was out of breath as he heaved a large gift wrapped box onto the desk in front of tony.
“Bit early for my birthday,” he pointed out, eyeing the box with a dash of skepticism. “What’s the occasion?”
“Didn’t anyone ever tell you not to look a gift horse in the mouth, Stark?” He shook his head in disapproval. “Just open it.”
“Got any ideas?”
“Please understand, I’m only here to be a prettier version of my brother.”
“Draw me up some designs. I’ll get someone on it.”
“I can’t design to save my life. We’ll have to find someone else.”
“Yeah, I guess that could be a problem.”
“Now normally I wouldn’t care, but if I’m going to be Captain America’s sidekick I’m not going to break theme. Come on old man.”
like this for silly/small starter??
“… Did you.. want a new suit?”
“Well green and blue don’t exactly match.”
That caught him off guard. “Oh. You got me there.”
“Speaking of which, are you gonna get me a new suit?”
me: i’m very serious about tommy shepherd and he’s a serious character and important and honestly i could write an essay about him
me: runs this fucking blog none the less
He almost snapped back in response, but then he realized something. “Throw dirt on me,” he shrugged. “Ya throw dirt on you, sidekick.”
“Jokes on you I’m already covered in dirt,” he stuck his hands out and slid them down the others arms. “Dirt! Dirt! Dirt!”
“You’ll never know.”
“That’s fine. I’m totally posting on all the superhero forums that Captain America is a reckless driver. But it’s fine.”
Winter: Why is Tommy on the counter?
Bucky: He likes to be tall.
“Enough times to mean something.”
“So like half? Maybe even less than that.”
