Infiltrating the straights
*hacker voice* I’m gay
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Infiltrating the straights
*hacker voice* I’m gay
The prices:
Portrait
sketch - 10$ (+5$ for every additional character)
sketch (base colors) - 15$ (+10$ for every additional character)
lineart - 20$ (+15$ for every additional character)
lineart with base color - 25$ (+20$ for every additional character)
lineart with shading - 30$ (+25$ for every additional character)
painted (with background) - 50$
Half body
sketch - 20$ (+15$ for every additional character)
sketch (base colors) - 30$ (+20$ for every additional character)
lineart - 40$ ( +30$ for every additional character)
lineart with base color - 50$ (+40$ for every additional character)
lineart with shading - 60$ (+50$ for every additional character)
painted (with background) - 100$
Full body
sketch - 30$ (+20$ for every additional character)
sketch (base colors) - 40$ (+30$ for every additional character)
lineart - 60$ ( +50$ for every additional character)
lineart with base color - 80$ (+70$ for every additional character)
lineart with shading - 100$ (+80$ for every additional character)
painted (with background) - 200$
Examples of my work
Terms and conditions:
I will start working on your piece after payment.
I will send you an invoice with which you will pay me.
The regular time limit to a piece completion is about 1-2 weeks.
If something comes up and your piece can’t be done in under 2 weeks, I will let you know beforehand.
Once I start working on the piece, you will get snapshots of my progress as I work on it in your email.
This is a digital copy and you won’t be getting a physical version of it.
If you have any issues with the piece email me.
I will probably post the commission on all of my social media, if that makes you uncomfortable or if you disagree with that let me know in an email.
Contact me at [email protected]
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Hi everyone! I’m planning to move to UK with my partner in order to study our dream courses on university but I’m not financially stable right now. Because of that I’m opening emergency commissions! If you could help us and share this with your friends and maybe consider taking my commissions, it would help us to achieve our dreams. (Living in Poland is also difficult for us because it’s a really homophobic country). Please PM me if you want my commission!
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This post in particular is not valid.
it is incredibly valid.
I wish more cartoons taught young girls that if a man harasses you or annoys you or whatever you should blow him up with a bazooka and feel no remorse :)))
Ivy leaned back to avoid the propulsion blast. They’ve done this before.
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god my neighbor just called me and she’s like… is this your chicken in our driveway… like who else has a chicken in this neighborhood yes it’s my chicken… so i get over there and kylo hen is chilling in their driveway eating some specs and stuff and there’s this actual crowd of people around her and i’m like… hi sorry mb let me get her… and oh my god… they’re like do you need us to call someone?? should we get help?? how should we do this?? do you need a net? like bitch it’s a chicken not a fucking komodo dragon. so i just… i was kind of joking around so i crouched down and patted my thighs and all the chickens are trained to come to me on sight because me = food… so i got down there and went “here girl!! come here!!” and the chicken comes running over and this group of actual adult ass individuals were staring at me like i was the fucking pied piper… and i didn’t know what to say…. so i just kind of walked back to my yard with the chicken following me and none of them moved or said a damn word and i think i literally just convinced them this chicken is trained like a dog…
your chicken’s name is kylo hen
The way anime girls act about each other’s boobs but it’s guys and their huge fat knuts
Bro your balls are so big… I’m so jealous *gets behind and starts fondling them*
Kyaaa! Those are sensitive! Bro! *they flop all over the place*
Dude in the corner with tiny nuts: *looks down in shame*
Just remember. There is no such thing as a fake geek girl. There are only fake geek boys. Science fiction was invented by a woman.
Specifically a teenage girl. You know, someone who would be a part of the demographic that some of these boys are violently rejecting.
Isaac Asimov.
yo mary shelley wrote frankenstein in 1818 and isaac asimov was born in 1920 so you kinda get my point
If you want to push it back even further Margaret Cavendish, the duchess of Newcastle (1623-1673) wrote The Blazing World in 1666, about a young woman who discovers a Utopian world that can only be accessed via the North Pole - oft credited as one of the first scifi novels
Women have always been at the forefront of literature, the first novel (what we would consider a novel in modern terms) was written by a woman (Lady Muraskai’s the Tale of Genji in the early 1000s) take your snide “Isaac Asimov” reblogs and stick it
even in terms of male scifi authors, asimov was predated by Jules Verne, HG Wells, George Orwell, you could have even cited Poe or Jonathan Swift has a case but Asimov?
PbbBFFTTBBBTBTTBBTBTTT so desperate to discredit the idea of Mary Shelly as the mother of modern science fiction you didn’t even do a frickin google search For Shame
And if you want to go back even further, the first named, identified author in history was Enheduanna of Akkad, a Sumerian high priestess.
Kinda funny, considering this Isaac Asimov quote on the subject:
Mary Shelley was the first to make use of a new finding of science which she advanced further to a logical extreme, and it is that which makes Frankenstein the first true science fiction story.
Even Isaac Asimov ain’t having none of your shit, not even posthumously.
You know what else was invented by women? Masked vigilantes, the precursor to the modern superhero. Baroness Emma Orczy wrote The Scarlet Pimpernel in 1905. The character would later inspire better known masked vigilantes such as Zorro and Batman.
Got that?
Stick that in your international pipe and smoke it
I have literally been telling people this for over a year.
the first extended prose piece - ie a novel, was not, as many male scholars will shout, Don Quixote (1605) but The Tale of Genji (1008) written by a woman
The first autobiography ever written in English is also attributed to a woman, The Book of Margery Kempe (1430s).
The day may come when I find this post and do not reblog it, but it is not this day.
Women invented language while men were hunting. I mean…
This shows humor is criminally underrated
straight girl: *sees literally any guy with a lisp* 😳 guys… my Gaydar®™©…. is tingling. 😩🖖 i have the best Gay senses. 🤔 i have the power ✊ to see 🕵🏻 right through the Gay’s thick 👥 external straight™ layers and into their ⭐️gay⭐️ soul. 👁 i am one with the gay community. 🙌👬 I can feel their kind in my bones🙏 …. A gay psychic🔮…. If u will…… 👀
After a gay guy says another “masculine” guy is gay. Straight girl: You are just hoping. 😒Trust me, my Gaydar®™ is amazing💅 I visited NYC/San Francisco once 👬👬 You just wish he was gay because you want him 👨❤️💋👨if he were gay 🌈 I would ✨know✨besides, one time, we met eyes 🌜🌛 and let me tell you, 💁 he wants me 😘
Stereotyping straights are we?
Yeah bc they won’t stop murdering us so we unwind from the stress with some light humour
There’s so much wrong here
“sorry for being a gentlemen” i cannot fucking believe
UPDATE: Im screaming even louder
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“Whats your safe word?”
That part had me weak 😂😭😂😭😂😭
“You think I’m in pilates?”😭
“watch ya fingers bootyhole man!!” Lmfaooaoaoaoooo
Lol i need to be his friend
The sound he makes when he picks him up 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Yes, textile engineer. That’s not a fashion designer in any way.
You’ve obviously not watched the movie. She invented those fabrics to resist flame, turn invisible, resist high amounts of friction, and stretch infinite times, and avoid tear from bombs
she did a tad more than “design” them
(Id go so far as to say “tactical textile engineer”
And since the fabrics have to be comfortable as well, she’s a tactile tactical textile engineer.
And since the uniforms also had to look stylish and not gaudy, she’s a tasteful tactile tactical textile engineer.
And since she was making suits for superheroes of color in the 50′s she’s a tolerant tasteful tactile tactical textile engineer
Tiny tolerant tasteful tactile textile engineer
Can’t relate 🤷♂️
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insight-jd:
HOW THE FUCK
That has got to be one of the most clever uses of transparency I’ve seen on this site yet.
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