[killallgeese]

[peppermintsticks]

“Hot and bothered” in the sense that it is 90 degrees out and I am extremely annoyed

[ayeforscotland]

The Onion pulling zero fucking punches.

[dirtboy]

They should invent top surgery that’s free

[annabelle--cane]

evil victorian gentleman themed drag king called jack the stripper

[regicide1997]

Yeah I'll reblog that

[postnuclearophelia]

i love saying etc. like figure it out yourself

[psappho]

anyone else gay on this sunday afternoon in october?

[funnytwittertweets]

[unscharf-an-den-raendern]

[yuripink]

i feel like im in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed

[straightboyfriend]

ur telling me a top performed this surgery?

[rabdoidal]

you’re telling me this rock i’m hitting is a bottom?

[aidashakur]

[ewil]

coping with the pain of living by being a little silly

[itagnola-deactivated20181222]

Are you straight?

don’t insult me

[two-thirtyy]

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

[funnytwittertweets]