[tatters-the-bat]

Are they like..... Yknow.... [Goes to do a hand gesture but forgets I'm a wizard and I accidentally cast Lv50 lightning bolt]

[liebelesbe]

Yeah man, this wizard sleepover is cozy. I just saw a guy gently clap his hands together and say "hot beverage conjuration" or something, and suddenly everyone was holding a perfect mug of their favorite warm drink in their hands. Nobody who was already sleeping even woke up, that's how cozy it is. I'm over here casting pillow and level 2 pyjamas. I think I just heard "power word: blanket fort" two groups over. I gotta get in there.

[evilwizard]

fuck i think i left my arcane talisman of +2 jumping in one of the village’s many random large breakable pots

[shopkeeper]

[cocofreaky-deactivated20210130]

so says the mage with no robes

[pansyfemme]

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

[ruinedchildhood]

[cryptotheism]

Two spells for binding a lover

Left - PGM V, 1-4th century C.E.

Right - Etsy, 2024 C.E.

[pngblog]

[70sscifiart]

David B Mattingly

[souperluminal]

Scissor Wizard and Paper Wizard

It’s probably fine to leave them alone together.

[souperluminal]

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[hungwy]

music is stupid

[hungwy]

music is for bad idiots 🫂

[sasuke-offical]

So everyone should die?

[hungwy]

Obviously

[scurviesdisneyblog]

Visual development for Atlantis: The Lost Empire by Ricardo Delgado

[gavamont]

A Wizard that uses a Wii Remote as their wand and can pick people up like they are a Mii in the Mii Plaza Channel.

[wizard-of-interesting-failure]

Keeping multiple viziers is important; they will plot against each other, providing them with enrichment and saving you the headache of plots against yourself. It's when the pack thins to one vizier that the problems begin. Experts* generally suggest that at this point you should hire a wizard instead.

[jettkuso]

Real observations since I started wearing a wizard hat daily:

- Brim is so wide that I stay BONE DRY taking walks in the rain

- Brim can be positioned to block the sun from ever getting in my eyes AND keeping it off the back of my neck

- The pointed top part creates an air pocket, keeping my head from getting hot or squishing my hair as it might in a ball cap

- Hat can easily be pulled down over the tips of my ears without looking dumb, protecting them from wind chill

- Strangers say they like my hat, giving me the chance to tell them that I am a wizard

- When you’re wearing a wizard hat, ALL OTHER FASHION CHOICES become secondary, allowing you to branch out with style

Embrace ego death. Stay protected from all elements. Wear a wizard hat.

[wizardofprogression]

this is the greatest advertisement of our culture ive ever seen