blaugging...

[medievaljournalist]

(in the passenger seat) look there. you see it? three crows flying east-a good omen! the signs urge us to speed through this school zone

[theelusiveemily-deactivated2024]

let's blog till we fucking drop .

[spitblaze]

Is frosty the snowman a christ allegory

[pathologising]

where's me package...

[log6]

ahar. Twas cast overboard

[pathologising]

aye.....killing meself

[disgustinggf]

doggy style so i can still play sudoku

[amygdalae]

we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

[amygdalae]

You'd unfollow me for my pitcher plant pussy post? After the beautiful night we shared???

[toonlink1210]

WASNT A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT. PESIS IS GONE.

[glassshine]

the catfish

possibly the worst thing i've drawn

[jessepinwheel]

I love it when people use "shrimp" to mean "beyond the human range". like "shrimp colors" but applied to other things. "shrimp emotions" "shrimp sounds" "shrimp morality", as if shrimp are living some kind of transcendent existence that humans can never comprehend

[xenasaur-archive-deactivated202]

turns out... these little creatures are not so "shrimple" after all!

[xenasaur-archive-deactivated202]

why'd I write this like I'm 74

[throathole]

I hate how when you add ANY amount of new liquid to a boiling pot it immediately goes dead silent like…. Oh. You’re here 😐. The water molecules looking at you like

[ashes2caches]

his pussy has malicious intentions and devious schemes

[antimasculist]

its kind of a miracle angry birds was able to get as popular as it did in a post-9/11 america

[eastgaysian]

unblock me i had a prophetic vision involving you that concerns the fate of the universe

[equalistmako]

let’s take that “one (1)” meme a step further & add emojis to the mix wouldn’t that be cool (😎)

[equalistmako]

[adamsmasher]

[radiation]

huge if true…small if false :(

[kalimaxxing]

if a hamburger and a cheeseburger have a baby it most likely will have cheese on it because the cheese trait come from a dominant gene

[papasmoke]

It's 2050 and your cousin sends you a meme he saw on his neuralfeed via your neuralchip while you're on the highway going 200mph (new speed limit) and he didn't crop it so without warning your vision is completely overtaken by a mindshot of a youtube video of 2 cyberchimps pummeling each other to death, you try to close the mindshot but you get a 15 second unskippable US Army recruitment ad, you shout "elonbot, take over!" to avoid crashing but you weren't able to afford the weekly fee to keep the autopilot functioning and you crash into a school bus

[papasmoke]

Google maps is advertising Hardee's to me while I'm on the fucking highway we're one step closer to this being reality

[stuckinapril]

“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health