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[thebeesinyourbones]

[thebeesinyourbones]

[thebeesinyourbones]

[tuxedokit]

come play trampolines with me :)

[albamelody]

i recently saw a tiktok where a woman asked "girlies: what are some things you do to be more whimsical? I love knowing cute little habbits"

and i've never loved a comment section more. some of my faves:

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[dovewithscales]

I talk to basically everything as if it's a person. I greet passing crows as my "cousins." I respond conversationally to my cats. I yell "same to you!" when inanimate objects make loud noises. I say good morning to plants. I thank my phone when an alarm goes off. When objects don't act the way I want them to I explain what I need them to do, or tell them they're being rude. I tell my car when we're stopping for gas.

[naamahdarling]

I reassure credit card readers who are struggling that I know they are doing their best. Bless you, you funky lil machine, I'm sorry my dad is part of the reason people hate you. :(

[albamelody]

i recently saw a tiktok where a woman asked "girlies: what are some things you do to be more whimsical? I love knowing cute little habbits"

and i've never loved a comment section more. some of my faves:

(˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶)

[dovewithscales]

I talk to basically everything as if it's a person. I greet passing crows as my "cousins." I respond conversationally to my cats. I yell "same to you!" when inanimate objects make loud noises. I say good morning to plants. I thank my phone when an alarm goes off. When objects don't act the way I want them to I explain what I need them to do, or tell them they're being rude. I tell my car when we're stopping for gas.

[naamahdarling]

I reassure credit card readers who are struggling that I know they are doing their best. Bless you, you funky lil machine, I'm sorry my dad is part of the reason people hate you. :(

[smthcreativelystupid]

My boyfriend has been getting into rocky horror HARD. Mainly the audience participation bit of it. He's gone so far as to memorise all the call backs in 3 days. I think it's mainly cause he wants somewhere to blend in, having tourrettes and all

[thebeesinyourbones]

no HE'S Frankenhooker, SHE'S Frankenhooker's monster

[foursidecity]

Do you guys remember when everything was awesome

[foursidecity]

[lizluvscupcakes]

Everything will be awesome again one day.

[temothylol]

[ufo-encounter]

*flies past*

[real-shadowleshog]

SPACESHIP?!?!

[foursidecity]

[freakoutgirl]

sorry for being annoying [remembers that practicing gratitude instead of shame is better for my mental health and my relationships] thank you for letting me be annoying with you

[smthcreativelystupid]

Belly pain so bad boyfriend got me on the horse diet (fruit and oats)

[marinememes]

[crazy-brazilian]

:)

[maple-cloak]

:3 but with two teeth in the middle

[albatross-the-pen-chewer]

what a fella!!

[thebeesinyourbones]

Slenderman: Due to inflation you'll have to collect my twelve pages

[thebeesinyourbones]

[thebeesinyourbones]

@markiplier we need dvds

[thebeesinyourbones]

So I fully understand why this happened now

[cheacegirl]

I rock up to strip poker night wearing a t-shirt with an image of a Russian nesting doll on it. When I lose my first hand, I take it off to reveal I was wearing a second shirt underneath with a smaller but otherwise identical print. After the sixth shirt I am thrown out of strip poker night.