Smug Puppy

She/her. Rants, reblogs, etc. But mostly screams into the void.

[5nov202-deactivated20210826]

before you post, consider:

is it FUNNY BUT ONLY TO YOU AND A FEW SELECT MUTUALS?

is it USELESS?

is it a COMPLAINT?

will it KILL YOUR FUTURE CAREER?

if any of the above are true, hit that POST button!

[saelrum]

Wait... That's not how the plot goes--

[brdteeth]

infinite and endless possibilities

[ghostdrinkssoup]

my favourite thing about slay the princess is that you’re canonically some giant, bird-like monstrosity, like an actual abomination perfectly suited for cosmic horror, and yet the princess is so good at making you feel small and pathetic that you regularly get your ass kicked, back broken, heart stabbed, molecules and atoms ripped apart, etc. like imagine if an eldritch beast was a loser. and believed it was handsome. and liked to preen. and also had no idea how enormous or terrifying it was, like a dire wolf that thinks it’s a lap dog. that’s it, that’s the game

[kapodass]

let's hope he doesn't get hungry bc that's gonna be awkward

[happydivorce]

worlds most insane and greatest line of dialogue has already been written and it was being human uk s2.8 after annie got exorcised when the gang is hiding in a safehouse from the conversion therapists (nina, george) and the police (mitchell) respectively and everyone is at least passively suicidal. nina doesn't know abt the police part bc to her mitchell just showed up to break them out of the facility but george is absolutely aware of what's going on he is just actively ignoring it bc he has bigger fish to fry. and the radio is playing and theyre talking about how there are still no leads on the perpetrators of the massacre and then mitchell is asking why the hell george hasnt confronted him when he so clearly is aware of what he did and george cuts him off and says "I can't be your confessor. I need you too much." and all of that aired in 2009 on bbc3 and like 15 people watched it and I still lose my mind every time I think about it years later

[whyamihere-funsies]

Actually if I was miles edgeworth and I had to fight against Phoenix ‘bullshitter’ wright I would go insane too. He just starts bringing up meaningless shit interviewing your witness, completely irrelevant to the case, and the judge just lets it happen cause he loves gossip. He says shit like ‘sir the witness was obviously lying! Two days before the murder they didn’t wake up at dawn! They woke up 15 minutes later!’. And miles has to be like ‘what the fuck does this matter we literally have photographic evidence and dna analysis of your client KILLING THE MAN’ and. And then. He wins. He strings together a line of irrational bullshit so well that your witness goes ‘ARRRGH AAAHHHH ALSKJDJSS. I DID IT I KILLED THAT GUY’. Now personally if that was me I would strangle him but becoming psychosexually obsessed with him works too I guess

[illslegal]

Hey guys anyways I kinda lied (to myself) for saying im not joining nrmt week this year so here's a mini comic for day 1!

[mordhiobhail]

twewy

[i-am-but-a-beta-fish]

happy turnabout corner!

[yurinarumitsu]

Happy phoenix wright gets hit by a car day. Get out there and get him

[hartsnkises]

Alan Turing and Ada of Lovelace did not invent computer science for the girls and the gays to claim they can't do math

[box-tunnel-pod]

Let the supernatural nonsense continue!

The Being Human Podcast returns...

[cannibalchicken]

[zluty-spendlik]

[geeseareassholes]

[cadaverkeys]

genuinely one of my favourite details about Bram Stokers Dracula that isn't really transferred to the pop culture is that vampires have irridescent eyes, they appear brown at a glance, however when light is reflected on them they seem to go red!

[cadaverkeys]

another thing that pop culture latched onto is this idea that you might use a wreath of garlic bulbs to ward off a vampire, however, in the book there is a popular use of garlic blossoms rather than the bulbs. i think these are a lot prettier and way more versatile for stylisation! you could have a garlic flower crown.

[cadaverkeys]

also like the cowboy part can we please stop omitting the fact that there is a real ass cowboy in Bram Stokers Dracula and hes from real ass Texas and he has a fucking gun and he tries to fucking shoot Dracula

[travellingwiththedead]

Best Being Human quote (that I can think off of the top of my head):

"You're like a piece of deadly furniture!"

"I killed it, with a shoe."

"And I had a shield. A red one!"

"Always be kind and polite and have the materials to build a bomb."

"Fun is such a bourgeois concept!"

"There's nothing wrong with my tea!"

"Softly, softly, massacre monkey."

"Give me back my fucking baby!"

"I like your tights. You look like a bee and I like bees."

"You smell like a Polo. Do you have a hole?"

"You're a shark, be a shark!"

I can't believe you forgot X! (put it in the tags!)

Voting ended onMay 8

[drjohnweston]

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