Thoughts Of A Smurph

Hey, my name is Sam and I'm 26. This is just me posting stuff I enjoyed seeing on my own feed, and occasionally my own posts; either my writing or drawings. I'm self-taught at the things I do so who knows if I'm any good. I love music, anime, comics, and RPG video games. Pokemon, Harley Quinn, animals, and creating things are a passion of mine. Check out my other blog for my Etsy shop (@geekyschicboutique) products, or visit https://www.etsy.com/shop/GeekysChicBoutique You can also follow my bullet journal adventures @smurphjournals. Enjoy~

[smurphlyn-blog]

Decided to give the whole autocorrect naming process a try, I was not disappointed. The very first one I did was the Caterpie that came out “A steroid” but my favorite has to be “Debbie”

[live4love137-deactivated2019082]

Imagine Sans helping BB win Rae over XD

Ok ok, this was supposed to be funny, I know… but this came into my mind instead and then ispiration takes over… so… yeah… I really hope you enjoy anyway~ ~

[serrj215]

Some days you just need a little fluff in you life.  I do recommend reading this after watching any news program. 

[smurphlyn-blog]

This gave me better love advice than ever before. (Also, love the handwriting)

[rach-geller]

[smurphlyn-blog]

I did love his character, he was the perfect match for Pheobe.

[grandwhizbang]

When you have to make your own food, and you’ve been watching too much food network lately

[nerdgasrnz]

What you have before you are deconstructed, rustic chicken breast fritters coated lightly in breadcrumbs and toasted until crisp and golden- the sauce is a tomato, worcestershire, and vinegar reduction, with the vinegar for some brightness, and some brown sugar for sweetness to offset the umami of the chicken

[jazeth]

what if I brought a blanket to work

[smurphlyn-blog]

Better make it a slanket

[rockhardgeologist]

[highonawindyhill]

[zteph-deactivated20200818]

this wins over other pro-gay commercials because you had no idea he was gay and then you can’t tell which one is his husband

they are showing them as people

not as gays and straights

[fejes-deactivated20180123]

fuckin love this commercial

[vikingserket]

can we just talk abotu the fact that the husbands arent even bringing the drinks over theyre just standing there next to the drinks and chatting

fuckin useless husbands

[burairium-deactivated20130819]

they are showing anyone can be useless. Even gay people

they are saying that it doesn’t matter if you are gay or straight. You can still be a useless person

[cyrilthewolf]

this post got better

[babyanimalgifs]

more baby animals here

[smurphlyn-blog]

I feel like that is something Dug from Up would do... And he is adorable!

[the-pale-babydoll-blog]

Here are my Namakemono Mikke’s that my boyfriend got me, there so big and fluffy and perfect for cuddling 😍 he is the best 💗💗

[bestabs2015]

[mistitled]

*cares more about TV show characters and their problems than my own*

[funnyandhilarious]

[smurphlyn-blog]

Not just six year olds!

[absnow]

2016 is really shaping up to be year 1 in all those dystopian novels.

[smurphlyn-blog]

Yeeeeeee-p

[stability]

[smurphlyn-blog]

Nope, we're too busy helping ourselves

[nootnootyoufish-deactivated2016]

YO PSA!!! If you get a link like this from one of your tumblr buddies, DON’T OPEN IT!!! IT’S NOT THEM THAT SENT IT!!!! IT’LL FUCK UP YOUR TUMBLR AND SEND THE LINK TO OTHERS ON YOUR ACCOUNT. EDIT: Shit! I might have to make a new account. This is screwing up my tumblr and one of my side blogs has been deleted.

[venneccablind]

Too bad I didnt see this sooner. If you get some random message from me guys, heres a thing.

[smurphlyn-blog]

Ditto

[garlicknotz-deactivated20151118]

my math teacher tried to hit on another teacher

[annoyingemobitch-deactivated201]

me as a teacher

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

he got curved in front of the kids, all Ls

[smurphlyn-blog]

Does no one else so the irony in the banner above the chalkboard?

[moonarchy]

ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE

[moonarchy]

ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE AND PLAY MUSIC

[dip-dop-pines-deactivated201603]

What about ads that play music, but you can’t find them anywhere on the page?

[moonarchy]

[thegamerinallofus]

Still hearing the ads music after you close the page

[elfzelda]

having adblock

[silver-tongues-blog]

Sites that forbid adblock

[running-in-blind]

When ads pop up even when Adblock is enabled

[cosmic-noir]

When porn ads pop up unexpectedly

[vampire-crimson]

this post gets better everytime i see it

[smurphlyn-blog]

Laughing on the inside... Too late to laugh out loud, will wake up people