Smutty One Direction

Hi we do gay one shots about the One Direction boys. We can take requests. Lots of love: Anthony and Katie

[astronautniall]

@ PEOPLE BEING MEAN TO NIALL

📢📢TURN📢📢 ON 📢YOUR 📢📢LOCATION📢📢 I 📢📢JUST 📢📢WANNA 📢📢TALK🔫🔪🔫🔪🔫

[whothehellisharry1-deactivated2]

Harry Styles: Singer, songwriter, nutribullet enthusiast, kale eater, fashionista, Niall’s soulmate, occasional lil bitch

[love-for-boys]

[apocalyptic-isolation]

@apocalyptic-isolation

[1dbromance-xrated-blog]

We’re Not Gay?

Note: This  entry right here is not mine. I had gotten it off of a blog who’s writer is not longer submitting to the blog, but I hope you enjoy ana’s work. This is really long, but you’ll enjoy it :33

P.S. I won’t post another entry unless about two people submit smut to this blog.

Keep reading

[dodgeballlarrie]

Twitter users: Oh, it’s 11:00pm. I might go to sleep.

Facebook Users: 2:00am? Should sleep a little bit.

Ordinary Tumblr users: 4:00 am…. Shit, school tomorrow. 

Tumblr Smut Readers: Sleep is for the weak motherfuckers.

[smutty-one-direction]

Can I have a link to all the parts of detention!? Please

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5

Part 6

Part 7

Part 8

Part 9

Part 10

Part 11

Part 12

Part 13

~K

[smutty-one-direction]

drag me down has me on real shit rn cuz Niall just be slaying and fuck

[warpedlaur]

imagine having a boyfriend that takes you to concerts

[synapsisquimica]

imagine having a boyfriend that takes you to his concerts

[freddiesmyqueen]

imagine having a boyfriend that performs with you at your concert

[tellmethisisnotlove]

imagine having a boyfriend that serenades to you at your concert and imagine said boyfriend doing it back to you.

[smutty-one-direction]

Imagine having a boyfriend

[jontronshat-deactivated20150806]

4 word horror story

“I heard my wife knock on the bathroom door, but then I remembered…. our bathroom doesn’t have a door”

[imhangingwhataboutyou]

I’m sorry, but the confusion of why your bathroom doesn’t have a door far outweighs any feelings of horror this might evoke.

[jontronshat-deactivated20150806]

can’t afford door.. the horror here is the realities of life

[pajamazam]

So what fuck was your wife knocking on

[jontronshat-deactivated20150806]

this dick

[mitochondrionion]

It’s not even 4 words???

[gnarly]

this post is a wreck

[smutty-one-direction]

I'm in class and this guys sitting next to me are talking shit about homosexuality and it sucks because one of them were starting to look cute

[smutty-one-direction]

You guys want us to write, and truth is I am writing its just not about one direction. It's a game I like~katie

[smutty-one-direction]

Hey there! I'm a new 1D lookalike porn account. I don't know, maybe you want to check out and give me tips to get myself better? Thank you!

[stonedcashton-blog]

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[narcotic]

we’re so close to revealing which state is the most homophobic

[joshpeck]

america’s next top homophobe

[boys-and-suicide-deactivated201]

I’m so disappointed with how fat I let myself get

[wollfking]

[tarptown-deactivated20160421]

September 27th 2014 was the day I secret married my best friend. There’s something incredibly rewarding about knowing that you get to live life with someone who is the same as you enough to enjoy all the adventures you want to go on and different enough to learn about someone who you can look at with absolute curiosity and amazement.

We kept it secret for 8 months because there was nothing more I wanted than to be completely focused on her. I didn’t want the stress of decorations and finding all the perfect things for a perfect wedding when all I really needed was the perfect girl at my side the whole day. She’s the girl that calms me at all my anxious moments and tells me she loves me even when I get in my moods. I will spend my whole life protecting her and what we have.

She’s the person I continue to put first in my life every day. She will always be my choice regardless of how hard the problem is. She will be my choice no matter who tries to get in the way.

She is a constant reminder of how lucky I am. I love you Ruthanne Marie.

[eeaagle]

I can’t. This is one of the many reasons I married you. I love you.

[liiive-fearlessly-deactivated20]

This is perfect