Why is Santaâs sack so big?
Because he only comes once a year
OH MY GOD
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Why is Santaâs sack so big?
Because he only comes once a year
OH MY GOD
sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic commentsÂ
Happy Halloween
Holy shit.Â
I could dress up and pretend to be her if itâd make you feel any better.
It really wouldn't, but feel free to do that anyway.Â
I'm sure Liv would love to see it.
It's our birthday and I can't find my freaking twin anywhere, I haven't seen her since breakfast.
There's some kind of unspoken rule against this, seriously.
[They shrug] Doesnât mean it canât be yours.
Maybe. But, just like last time, I'll give you the credit.
jealousy is a killer â kat & open { birthday } ;
   People who have monsters recognize each other. They know each other without even saying a word. With her palm resting firmly down on the rear bolster of her blade, Kat pushed the weapon into the wooden bench. For the most part, she found it was due to an overwhelming level of angerâdirected towards herself rather than another, as abnormal as that was. Though she didnât ever really celebrate her birthday, the events that had taken place in the 365 days beforehand gave her birthday precedence for âmost memorableâ day of the year. Minus Halloween night. Obviously.
   But⊠what was the cause for the anger that boiled up inside of her? The stranger across the road, clad in a well-fitting business suit. Katherine had watched as he entered the cafe a minute after a blonde woman, whom he had been eyeing as she walked up the road. Once the pair had exited the store together, Katherine caught a glimpse of the sinister intent that entrenched the manâs facial features. In the late afternoon light, Kat was beginning to feel pressed for timeâsomething had to happen to make the day noteworthy. Worst of all, when she began to feel the urge to go for somebody, something pulled her back, and anchors kept her held down to the bench. As unsettling as it was, for the life of her, Kat couldnât figure out why she was unable to act, and that anomalous experience too difficult to decode while in the middle of scouting for fun.
   Once she noticed the blonde and the suit disappear up the street, Katherine realized that jealousy was tugging at her, and this prompted a brief outburst, in which, she violently thrust the dagger into the seat. âFuck!â
Mark couldn't exactly work out how long it had been since he'd last spoken to Kat, somewhere around a month, over a month. Between then and now he had once again messed with Kat's brother, although under the guise of anonymity, but he had felt the affair had his trademark on it. Desptie that, he still hadn't heard from Kat about the incident, and so he had left Pascal alone. For now, anyway.
Still, he was surprised that it had been so long since they'd spoken. Kat was easily Mark's best friend, and it was weird not having her around. He hadn't even seen her around with Olivia when he was nearby, though it was likely just chance that had it that way. He didn't know. He hadn't had the plan in mind to approach her himself, until such time that the end of October was in sight. The end of October brought three crucially important dates.Â
Halloween, of course. A staple in both his and Kat's appetite.Â
His birthday. Perhaps the most glorious date of the year.Â
And the closest, Kat's birthday.
It loomed close and he already had had gifts picked out for a while, it seemed a shame to waste them, and it seemed a shame to let the date go by without mending a few bridges, even if he got slapped and or punched in the process. That's how things usually went, anyhow.Â
It took a bit of searching and tracking down through various means to finally find Kat on that fateful Friday. She was alone on a bench, and in all honesty, the sight of her jamming that dagger into the bench and a curse spat at seemingly no one or nothing in particular was a little bit of a warning sign to him. It read 'tread carefully', and for once, he was considering following it. Even the nearby pigeons took off pretty quickly; he contemplated following their lead for a good little while, before he finally cleared his throat to announce his presence a ways behind her.
"Took a while to find you, y'know. Playing birthday hide and seek?"Â
   âSarcasm or not, your nameâll be on the Drama clubâs list by dayâs end, Mark.â
Y'know, the sad truth is they probably want me there even less than I wanna be there. [...]Â Should be interesting.Â
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'cause this is torturous electricity between the both of us and this is dangerous âcause i want you so much but i hate your guts, i hate you
All sins are attempts to fill voids.
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Fury and Werewolf and Shapshifter and Siren <3
Fury: What is a word/phrase that you dread to hear?
âYouâve just come out of comatose, you wonât remember it, but youâve been in an accident. Youâll never be able to move on your own again. Something about that sends me up the wall. I couldnât live like thatâitâd be far too boring. âYou and your brothers will have to live under the same roof as your legal guardiansâyour parentsâuntil youâre at an age when the law recognises you as being able to survive on your ownâ. Or⊠âI love youâ. Definitely âKatherine Reynolds, you are under arrest for first degree murder and infliction of grievous bodily harmâ.â
Werewolf: If you had to spend your life with just one person, who would it be?
"Myself? I donât think thereâs any one person in existence who I could tolerate being with for my entire life. Iâd get too bored with them. Maybe if Mark wasnât being such a shit right now, Iâd consider him.â
Shapeshifter: What would you change about yourself?
"Yeah, that whole human aspect. Letâs go for something more supernatural.â
Siren: If you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do?
"Iâd probably make some government official detonate all their nukes. Other than that⊠you might have to stay tuned for exactly this scenario."Â
Mummy + Werewolf + Mermaid + Succubus + Genie
Mummy:If you were to fall into an eternal sleep, do you think anyone would miss you?
Obviously. Mount Olympus would be a pretty boring place without yours truly.Â
Werewolf:If you had to spend your life with just one person, who would it be?
The obvious choice is Olivia. Aside from family, Kat.
Mermaid:How far would you go to keep the one you love?
It depends. My ability to fuck up relationships has no boundaries, you know.
Succubus:Whatâs one thing you canât live without?
Tequila. My sister. Good shoes.
Genie:If you had one wish that would come true and couldnât be reversed, what would you ask for?
That.. Is a big ask. A never ending bottle of tequila?
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SPOOKY ASKS
Vampire: Someone offers you a chance at immortality. Do you take it, and why or why not?
Werewolf: If you had to spend your life with just one person, who would it be?
Witch: If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?
Ghost: Do you have any regrets?
Frankenstein: Is someone telling you how to live your life, or are you an independent person?
Mummy: If you were to fall into an eternal sleep, do you think anyone would miss you?
Zombie: Do you miss anyone right now?
Faerie: If you could get away with anything, what would you do?
Nymph: What are you like when youâre by yourself?
Mermaid: How far would you go to keep the one you love?
Shapeshifter: What would you change about yourself?
Banshee: If you knew one of your loved ones/best friends had only one day left to live, how would you spend that last day with them?
Siren: If you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do?
Genie: If you had one wish that would come true and couldnât be reversed, what would you ask for?
Fury: What is a word/phrase that you dread to hear?
Incubus: What would someone have to do to get in your pants?
Succubus: Whatâs one thing you canât live without?
i literally say fuck so often iâm starting to think we need a new word thatâs more offensive than fuck