Stuff I think is funny

[captain-price-returns]

[stupid-twink-girl]

[aflo]

At the sex shop asking if I can buy a regular sized dildo I can put in my unremarkable asshole but they recognize me as the hero of legend regardless

[skopostheorie]

[thegirlwiththemooglehat]

Friends, romans, people who are nonbinary except at work, lend me your ears,

[arbitrarilyselected]

[sufjansjoy]

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

[sufjansjoy]

wow

[blackshvck]

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

[willgrahamscock]

pausing mid thrust to open tumblr.com to delete the celibacy gif I reblogged 2 weeks ago

[fuckedndstupid]

[cunt-force-therapy]

Why are they in Hell

[willgrahamscock]

because if you have sex you will die and go to hell

[harpsi-corpse]

I’m sure he’s better than he looks

[depsidase]

[enki2]

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

[protobutch]

[tgirl-tamag0tchi]

Combat can turn into sex.

[scramratz]

When I go to the doctor it’s always in some big, sterile medical building with designated parking and shit but the dentists office is just some guys place

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean