I had never eaten Tacos in my entire life. I came to Delhi University from a very remote area in Bihar. The only fast food I knew was, Singhada( also known as samosa). One evening, during a conversation, My friend Sumit told me he loves Tacos. I had a sigh of relief. I thought finally he got a girlfriend; he would stop scratching my brain now. But, how did he land up with a girl having such a strange name?
"Foreigner?" I asked him.
"Yeah, Mexican, " he replied.
I was dumbstruck. How did he land up with a Mexican girl in Delhi? The dumb Sumit who was rejected by Priya last week, and Suman a week before, had got a Mexican girl? Oh! God. Have some mercy.
I thought Sumit is making all of this. He is lying. I can trust my friend, he is not capable of something like this. He is a moron like me. The only difference is, I come from a remote area in Bihar, and he is from Delhi. But, that doesn't make any difference. He is still a moron.
"So, when are you taking her for a date?" I asked.
"Tacos. When are you taking her for a date? Idiot."
Sumit looked at me as if he had seen some alien from Mars. It looked as if he would remove his shoes and would hit himself on his face. He felt like crying. He wanted to slap me, but he felt a certain sympathy towards me.
He stood up and began leaving the room.
"Where are you going?" I asked him impatiently.
"Arrey, where are you going?" I asked again.
Again, no reply. I grabbed him by my hands and kept asking him. Tell me. Tell me. Are you going to meet Tacos?
"No, I am going to eat Tacos, " he shouted and left.