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salmon on bagels is,,,,,gukky ;)

I MEAN YOU GOT ME THERE

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did u know that tongues r like fingerprints. everyone’s is different

yeah but u can’t touch a mcfuckin brick and be like “oooh it feels soft bc my fingers are special” so don’t @ me with that tongue analogy 

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Icb so many people have misspelled cream cheese as "salmon" and "butter" smh

I know right?? wild

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I tried salmon for the first time yesterday and it was disgusting Dx

I don’t mind salmon, but on bagels? No thanks buddy.

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U wanna know what's really good? Raspberries in honey nut Cheerios 😫😫

WHAT

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salmon on bagels is very good and if you knew anything about it you would know its called locks :)

i know what it’s called, but the anon called it “salmon,” so i called it salmon as well. :)i’ve eaten it before, and it was absolutely disgusting, 0/10 would not recommend 

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Oh god,,,I'm so sorry,,,

no it’s fine, for all i know he is a lesbian now. you could be right anon. you could be right. 

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>:0 ur dad lesbian

what dad :”)

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Ur mom gay

no u 

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Cream cheese on this dick is delicious

dicklicious

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WOW THERES A LOT OF OPINIONS ON THIS SINCE THE LAST TIME I CHECKED SO HERE ARE MINE: 1) butter is for toast, never ever bagels, cream cheese only. 2) salmon on bagels is gucci, v nice. 3) Hawaiian Pizza can burn and rot in hell :D 4) mint ice cream DOES NOT TASTE LIKE TOOTHPASTE. ITS GOOD. 5) Maria needs to be protected from all these opinions that hurt her, she's doing this all by herself, someone give her a cookie. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk!

i agree with everything u said here sophie, except for the little tidbit about “salmon on bagels is gucci, v nice” because it is not, in fact, gucci. or v nice. i would still like to thank u and congratulate you on an excellent Ted Talk

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Bagels r gross fool

no u

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Honestly cream cheese on anything is delicious

louder for the people in the back

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you say that peanut butter on bagels is bad? WRONG sure it makes your mouth so dry it's like eating sticky sand but whilst eating it you need to chug water every couple of seconds to keep your mouth moist.. just gotta b moist. and then mmmmmm now you got soggy sticky sand bread

im like 99% sure this is sarcasm just because of how terrible and true all of this is

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pink cotton candy (or fairy floss where I'm from) tastes better because it looks better. i luv the fluffy cronch

i honestly can’t dispute that… i prefer blue cotton candy but pink cotton candy is more aesthetically pleasing

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tip! to save money on mint ice cream just put a bottle of toothpaste in the fridge and let it chill for an hour :))) then just CONSUME it

tip! to cut toxic and bigoted people out of your life, just stick this anon in the fridge and let them chill for eternity!

then consume them

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the best thing on a bagel is peanut butter or just plain butter. soz this isn't up for debate

if it weren’t up for debate, i wouldn’t have this blog, u bitch