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[catsbeaversandducks]

[csinczi]

:(

[hikari-kaitou]

That sign can’t stop him because he can’t read

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[catchymemes]

[theflashisgone]

This looks like a great Pyrenees, a breed of livestock guardian dog, so he’s literally doing what he was bred for by protecting a baby ruminant.

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Finally seeing a dog experience the “I can’t get up because my pet is laying in my lap” problem.

[rotzaprachim]

Listen, if performing femininity is an “empowering choice,” then it needs to be an actual choice. Meaning that woman can opt out of it without negative consequence. Meaning a woman can go to an academic event without heels or in a simple suit and still be “professional.” Meaning that a woman can go to a job interview without a full face of makeup and not be “tired” or “disheveled.” Meaning that a woman can walk around in shorts with unshaven legs and not be a dirty, unclean gremlin. Meaning that a little girl can play and break barriers and like STEM while wearing jeans and a t-shirt and not be considered less empowered or “just trying to be a boy.”

Meaning that a woman’s femininity and womanhood is not contingent upon the extent to which she buys and performs a time-consuming, expensive, uncomfortable mold of a very specific type of packaged femininity. 

This isn’t even going into the effect these double standards have on women who in some way, by their very existence, do not fit the standard white western beauty mold and are expected to perform hyperfemininity to be “women” at all. I.e. women of colour esp. darker-skinned women of colour, hijabi women and tznius-keeping women, fat women, disabled women, trans women, etc. 

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

you know what? it’s been long enough i think we can admit that abc’s once upon a time was dumb as all shit and that’s why it fucks

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

the evil queen’s mom was the queen of hearts, and also the miller’s daughter from rumpelstiltskin. rumpelstiltskin is also the beast from beauty and the beast and peter pan’s son. his wife eloped with captain hook and his mom kidnapped his secondborn son with belle to use as a weapon against his daughter-in-law 

there were four rapunzels- one who only appeared in one episode and then was never mentioned again, and then three from the final season- one of whom was mother gothel in disguise (who is also a nymph and had a scene identical to the prom scene in carrie), one of whom was lady tremaine, and the final of whom was alice in wonderland, captain hook’s daughter

hades fell in love with the wicked witch of the west and also was that guy from ally mcbeal and we were supposed to take that 100% seriously 

maleficent got impregnated by a mystery man and laid an egg, out of which hatched a human baby. they went to find her dad and never showed up in the show again. we find out in the last episode that her dad was zorro and nothing else is mentioned of this 

the frozen characters were all there, completely based on canon with no alterations like everyone else got, and nobody questioned this. cruella de vil was also there and now is probably fighting with king arthur over custody of hell

mérida was there for like a season and a half and not once did she ever get a costume change. they were at a funeral and you can see her bright bluegreen dress just. there 

henry jumped on a lion in new york and gave a speech about how magic is real 

at the end they crowned the evil queen empress of everything just bc 

there was a musical episode

nothing in this show made sense and that’s why it’s fucking hilarious 

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

HENRY HAD A LOVE INTEREST FROM CAMELOT AND IN HER FINAL APPEARANCE SHE RETCONS HER BACKSTORY AND SAYS HER DAD WAS FROM EARTH AND WE FIND OUT HER DAD WAS THE CONNECTICUT YANKEE IN KING ARTHUR’S COURT 

WHICH IS NOT ONLY THE FUNNIEST RETCON IN HISTORY (funnier by the fact he does have the right name, meaning that this was planned and they just forgot to drop any foreshadowing) BUT IF YOU FOLLOW BOOKCANON IT MEANS THAT HER BIRTH NAME IS HELLO-CENTRAL

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

LITTLE BO PEEP WAS A MOB BOSS

[gameoftrogdor]

@yourepasteurexpirationdate Little Bo Peep was a mob boss?!?!

[handageddon]

petition to make dental floss come in scotch tape dispensers so you can see how much is left and so you don’t run out half way through flossing

[chemicalmagecraft]

WHY THE HELL DONT THEY DO THIS? Like, the closest thing is that I had a floss thing with a hole in it!

[handageddon]

well if I buy this and put a disposable chopstick through the middle as a dowel… *thunk emoji*

[todaysbird]

hey guys let’s not lose the mbta

(you can sign a petition from the american bird conservancy here!)

[sewickedthread]

deadline March 2020

[notwiselybuttoowell]

You can sign more of their petitions, such as one defending NEPA, by clicking the "take action for birds" link at the bottom of the screen

[crye-babye]

Why does every single conversation I have with someone feel like a performance. I am performing the act of communicating which to most, comes naturally but for me, it’s like I need 100% of my cognitive capacity and to constantly calculate the best response, best tone, best gestures for the given moment and then do it over and over again perfectly until the conversation ends in order to have had a normal one and it’s so exhausting I feel like a fucking robot

[queerscully]

me, experiencing the sudden anguish that comes with living: alright

[li0nhat-deactivated20130428]

[dietchola-deactivated20140210]

JESUS CHRIST

[amoregrande]

“I’m a horrible father”

[latenightalaska]

THE BEST PART IS THE GIRL IN THE MIDDLE JUST SO DONE

AND THE FACT THAT THIS FAMILY IS MORE MULTI CULTURAL THAN A PUBLIC SCHOOL HEALTH CLASS TEXTBOOK

[cousinnick]

The girl in the middle is just like “Damn it, Dad.”

[queersona]

These two have the same voice actor

[queersona]

JU-DI ME BOY YOU'VE BEEN INVITED BY THE KING OF BA SING SE TO VISIT LAKE LAO GAI AGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGGAGAG

[historyarchaeologyartefacts]

[valtsv]

does anyone else remember being in, like, middle school and every adult over the age of 30 being like “drawing or writing on your hands is literally the most EVIL thing you can do and can KILL you”

[odonianpoet]

[despazito]

oh oh can i add some more

[regalbastard]

How on earth could you forget this cutie?

[odonianpoet]

Fluffy Chickem.... Curly pig... oh no.. soft rat..........

[glumshoe]

We do a lot of things in the name of common courtesy that are mildly inconvenient to us.

If you piss on a toilet seat, you wipe it up. Failing to do so is obnoxious and uncivilized behavior that almost everyone agrees is gross and bad. People who won’t spend five seconds to wipe off their dribbled urine are reviled for their laziness and lack of consideration.

If you’re riding a bus and fully able to stand, you give up your seat so that someone heavily pregnant or with mobility problems can sit. You might not want to stand, but this is generally agreed on to be a very basic expectation for appropriate behavior. We look down upon people who refuse to make this small sacrifice for no good reason other than not wanting to.

We make small changes to our own lives in order to make big differences for others all the time. That’s a fundamental part of what we consider to be human, to be courteous, to be civilized and mature. That’s how we are able to function as a society. You wouldn’t defend pissing on toilet seats and leaving it, or making pregnant people stand on a bus, or slamming the door in the face of someone walking behind you—and if you would, you probably realize that you’re going to be regarded as an unpleasant and immature asshole with an ego problem.

Making an effort to use someone’s correct name and/or pronouns is much less of an inconvenience than picking up your dog’s shit or wiping off a toilet or giving up your seat on the bus. You actually don’t have to whine about how hard it is or how difficult it is to adjust your language to show respect. What may be one small inconvenience is something much bigger for others, and it doesn’t hurt you or even expose you to bodily waste products to make the effort.

[hungwy]

i wish i could set up a wizard themed website coded solely in html. i want a repeating texture starry sky background. and i want there to be magical little gifs

[thatbassistbitch]

and when you move the cursor there’s a little trail of startdust that fades quickly so it’s not annoying but just a lil sparkle

[hungwy]

youve added something special to this post…

[rainbowgazes-archive]

new organs coming out soon

medium intestine

gallkidneys

inferior vena cava

table of contents

semi-colon

die-r (opposite of liver)

pancreas 2