Poppyseed

absolutely chaotic. always confused. they/he, 21, queer as the day is long.

[snailfriend777]

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(last updated june 2026)

I'm Poppy!

they/he :)

follow my backup @frantictyping in case I lose access :/

currently losing my mind over: sherlock holmes, the fur trade

my posts/additions are tagged under #poppyspeaks

art is reblogged liberally, my absolute favourites are tagged under #good art!!!

EMPTY BLOGS GET BLOCKED.

[boymounter]

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

[vetchtibbles]

love tags on my posts like #show melissa later. you gotta show me to melissa later you really mustn’t forget

[depsidase]

[yellow-cat]

the reason that wounds that break the skin hurt is because its always supposed to be dark inside your body and when your blood sees sunlight for the first time it gets scared. and that causes the pain. or maybe it doesnt

[teaboot]

hey guys this is my new OC his name is Jaruto and he’s a managerial consultant at toysRus

[teaboot]

I have no memory of this

[amrv-5]

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

[free-and-to-none-accountable]

The world is full of people who appear to have dedicated their lives to clear-cutting all the woods, shooting all the wolves, damming all the rivers, poisoning all the fish, turning the whole country into a combination concentration camp slash shopping mall, criminalizing everything fun, putting everybody and their damn grandma in jail, and just generally doing away with everything that's good about the world and everything that makes life worth living. I dunno how you could respond to all that in any way other than to dedicate your own life to opposing it.

[orcboxer]

it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! 🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people,

[depsidase]

[papayajuan2019]

cuz everytime we touch i get this feeling

[identifying-cars-in-posts]

2013-2016 Hyundai Genesis Coupe

[teobug]

and every time we kiss I swear I could fly

[hopeless-eccentric]

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

[thegaromask]

My internal mantra for the last month or so:

[ace-disgrace-on-the-case]

STOP SETTING OFF FIREWORKS

[ace-disgrace-on-the-case]

Nobody cares about your stupid holiday. Stop setting off fireworks!!!

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

ow my penis, ow my balls

forever i must roam these halls

vast gauntlets of agony

punching me in my pee pee

ow my dick and ouch my sack

looking forward, never back

[powerfulwizard]

idk why people are always hating on hamilton, this song is bumping

[nyancrimew]

maybe i should go use the pot to cook

[swivelsaysno]

point and click protagonist when you haven’t moved the mouse in 30 seconds:

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

does anyone know how to talk to girls