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we're not kids anymore.
$LAYYYTER
if i look back, i am lost
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dan and phil publicly forgiving their audience for ripping their private life apart. chronically closeted dan following that up by asking "phil do YOU forgive me for years of dealing with my bullshit?" and phil saying he doesn't need to forgive him. literally peace and love on phanet earth
how do i delete everything ive posted and get onto horny lesbian tumblr
Quick reminder to everyone before the holiday season that clowns are big commitments! Do NOT get someone a clown as a gift without them knowing about it beforehand. Shelters always see a huge spike in clown dropoffs after the holiday, because people get clowns as gifts and can't take care of them. Please, think before you gift a clown. They have feelings just like you.
just found out about clown husbandry how could i miss this
My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.
do they smoke weed?
Yes, actually.
you mean she isnt just smoking a cigarette? but a weed cigarette?
It’s called a bunt…. Not weed cigarette… And yes, it is a weed bunt. They all smoke weed bunts before we kiss. (They are my girlfriends,)
They don’t look like they smoke weed.
Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. I’m so angry you are so lucky my three weed smorking girlfriends are rubbing my shoulders to calm me down I’m so mad.
Your “weed smoking girlfriend” has a Hello Kitty tattoo on her belly. The one in the middle.
I printed out a photo of your avatar and taped it to my punching bag that I punch and I mutter your URL with every strong punch I punch you twerp…. Don’t ever Talk about Blaiz or the wicked Tat(tattoo) I drew on her ever again I Don’t wanna see you standing outside my home at 3 am holding your weird dripping brown bags ever again ok leave us alone this is the FINAL FUCKING WARNING
Well that escalated quickly……
What, was that? Hmm? Come again. *Blaiz grabs my shoulder* Come on Jory, they aren’t worth it, please. * I jerk my shoulder shaking her hand off* NO! NOOOOO!!! *starts to just pummel you with my big fucking fists. With each blow I let out a furious yell. The blows come quicker and harder and the yells get louder. I’m yelling so loud and now I’m crying. BREAKING POINT. The week was hard and I can’t take anymore. I’m opening sobbing at this point while you blood gurgle. All three of my girlfriends struggle to pull me off and they finally succeed and lead me away from the goo pile that is now your body*
haha oh my god
who even is this dude? someone needs some anger management classes.
love how he keeps reminding us that “I HAVE THREE GIRLFRIENDS”, “THEY ALL KISS ME”, and “THEY SMOKE WEED HURRP DURR”.
and let’s not forget the “Blaiz” and her “wicked tat”, or that he doesn’t “wanna see you standing outside [his] home at 3 am holding your weird dripping brown bags ever again”, and that this is “the FINAL FUCKING WARNING”.
“the goo pile that is now your body”
i’m dying over here, jesus
please, Jory, come challenge me to a bout of internet witticsisms; i promise, it’ll be fun.
*shoots you dead* Heh, idiot… *leaves with my three weed smorking girlfriends to go hold hands and kiss.*
this dude playin omg
Come again? *The bar falls silent. No one dares to make a sound, as you have just said a very poor choice of words at a very dangerous time. I remain slumped over the bar, not looking back to you. One hand limply holding an almost empty bottle, the other hand cradling my head. I repeat the question, this time louder.* Come again?! *You can hear me slur the words, the sentence sounds like a real struggle for me to get out. I’m clearly intoxicated. A bead of sweat rolls down your face as you realize you might have just fucked up in a very major way. Everyone else in the bar is pretending to not notice what is going on. The bartender idly washes a mug with a cloth. His eyes are closed and he’s muttering something to himself. A handful of people hurriedly leave. One person looks back at you, a look of sorrow on their face. They almost say something, but shake their head and cast their eyes down to the floor, and leave. But not you. You stand, petrified. A quick look at me reveals I’m still at the bar. You look to the exit, there’s still time. But there’s not, there’s not, there’s not. Your fate was sealed the moment you opened your mouth.* Mother fuck.. what did you say?! *I slowly rise from my stool and being to lumber over to you. I look a mess. My hair is unkempt, I haven’t shaved in what looks like months, there are dark heavy bags under my eyes, my shirt is stained and has holes in it, and I’m missing a shoe. But the main thing you notice is the gun tucked into my jeans, and my massive muscle arms that look like they were made for punching. You know that song about the boots that were made for walking? Yeah, it’s like that only instead of boots it’s my muscles and instead of walking it’s punching. As I drunkenly sway over to you, you think of your family… Will they mourn you, or will they try and forget this blotch of stupidity, that their child insulted the Jory publicly, ever happened to their family? Your thoughts are cut short as I now stand face to face with you. I grab your face and pull you even closer.* Playin?! There was nothing playing… no playing you fuck. No playing… it was real.. the realest thing I’ve ever know.. felt… Love. I loved them… Blaiz…. Chas-Chas… Funk… I loved all three of em… but they…*My face is wet with tears and I’m blinking constantly in vain to hold them back.* They left me… left… *Almost instantly the sadness leaves my face and is replaced with pure anger.* Playin? Playin?! *My hand leaves your face and starts to head to what you think is the gun. You close your eyes and see God looking at you, shrugging. ‘Pft, you brought this upon yourself dude.’ He says as he waves his hands at you dismissively. But instead of the gun, my hands grab yours. Your eyes jolt open and the anger is gone from my face. There is only sadness.* Left me… * I fall to the floor and sob.* Wow, grow up. *You say before you leave the bar but are hit almost immediately from a car and are killed upon impact.*
god bless my favorite post to ever grace the internet
the anti woke italian american gym bro did more good for society than liberals on twitter ever will. If you wanna take back your support for him just because of some stupid tweets you need to step your game up, go kill a CEO and get back to me.
it’s funny bc you’re 13 and you’re like wow dan howell is literally meeeee. and then you come back over a decade later and you’re like oh ive changed so much, dan howell can’t possibly be me anymore. but turns out dan howell has changed too and he is still literally you.
i stopped posting on here but i couldnt scroll without reblogging this. dan howell has grown and so have i
compare the backlash lil nas x is recieving for a 3 minute music video vs. supernatural running for 15 years, having a cameo from every biblical character, making Thee Christian God bisexual, killing that Bisexual Christian God™, replacing him with lucifer's son, having a gay angel, and on and on and on. compare his THREE MINUTE VIDEO to lucifer, the show that has ran on for five years, about the redemption of a bisexual satan. this is about race. what they're doing to him is because he's Black. white people get to do whatever the fuck they want with Christian mythology and no one blinks an eye.
British food look like this
Excuse me.
Okay.. alright..
British food does not look like that.
That is British food:
This is British food:
Sunday dinner looks amazing right?
This is also British food:
So what cheek do you have at commenting that British food is basically shit. And yes I’m British and we don’t all drink tea and speak posh oh no. That’s due to the area you live in.
Oxfordshire=posh
London= cockney
Midlands= northern
Welsh= north
And Scotland northern
And the food depends on what area you get your food from different areas have different ideas on food such as Scotland haggis and deep fried Mars bars.
So just don’t Diss British food, you’ve probably never tried it.
*goes to a restaurant in Liverpool*
me: Yes ma'am I’d like to order the Jellied Ox Taint
waitress: Oi cummin roight op govna
Try and defend that British food all you want but the toxic sludge looks at least like it could plausibly have a stray flake of pepper or grain of salt hidden somewhere in there
y’all think british food got taste or colour? Okay
I’m crying at the pictures y’all are posting of Good British Food™️ like it ain’t the sawdust shit my ancestors ate before escaping in the 1800s
and y’all had the audacity to invade 80% of the planet in order to control the spice trade but won’t dare put it on any of your food my god
IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY
I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E
I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y
ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june
get spooky
how does this appear every june
T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y
it’s june
T I M E T O G E T S P O O K I N G Y’ A L L
LEE IT’S JUNE
GAY HALLOWEEN TIME
It’s January wtf
*chanting*
halloween
halloweEN
haLLOWEEN
HALLOWEEN
HALLOWEEN
HALLOWEEN
It’s spoopy time bitch-
WCKHDEKRKHE
I don’t care what month it is if this crosses my dash
It’s Halloween
I don’t make the rules
This is getting qued after this-
every 13th.
no one can tell me not to
BECAUSE MY BIRTHDAY IS FRIDAY THE 13TH!!
Nice
Happy Halloween and happy birthday
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*blows a kiss* for bi men
nathalie: sir your son... is chat noir
hawk moth:
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hawk moth: aHA PERFECT, NOW I CAN BULLY HIM EVEN MO R E
GARBAGE BIN MAN
The problem with luka
This is not a hate rant. This a character analysis that this fandom honestly needs, and strangely I've seen no one done before.
I, however, feel that ill still get hate. ...oh well here we go
The main proplem with Luka is..
He's perfect.
And no matter how good it seems it's not. And bad and lazy writing at it's finest.
Allow me to explain before you kill me..
It's just he's not a character, he's a trope...I...uh. maybe I should use a different method to explain this.
Let's lest togther what we know about Luka ..
Sall we
He's handsome ‐ that he is
He's caring - very
He's a good father/big brother figure - whice is amazing cause he's like...17
He loves Marinette very much and treats her right- a nice change for once
He plays the guitar - wow
He's a romantic - and he does it right too
He's very supportive - amazing
He's so kind to everyone- true
He's a poet sometimes- even when he's akumatized. Like, damn
You sensing a patren? You know who that sounds like? No? Fine I'll give you a hint ..
' this is Veganto.He's Vegta's older brother. Oh, but he's not like Vegeta. He's smart, and handsome, and likes all of the human race, he's also taller and has an amazing wife who's friends with Bulma' '
If your guess was the fanfic written by that 11 year old that you read when you were 8, then you are absolutely correct.
Thats Luka..
Hes the prince charming trope
In a show for kids, what attracts most young adults to it is the love and character
Love: as in get together already you gullible babies
And character as in: the characters, their backgrounds and flaws
Each character has a relatble flaw.
Chloe, Alix, Sabrina...hell, even Marinette and Adrien have character falws.
Luka ...he doesn't have one
He's a filler arc. and a badly written one too
Oh..oh wait...actually he does have a character flaw
His love for marinette
Whice is seen in a good light, but when Marinette does it with Adrien its wrong I JUST CANT WITH FANDOM I HSJDKDBDK ( well be right back)
Ok I'm good now..
Marinette is his own character mover, he gets akumatized because of her, cause god forbid he has a character other than loving Marinette.
The creator himself is trying to get rid of that Marinette and Adrien trate before eventually getting them together. He himself is getting the massege that obessing over someone is wrong
I think we'll get more of the stress of his father briefly in season 4 since we well get the end of the lukanette vs adrinette war in season 4. But I doubt it'll be discussed that much. Since like I said, he is filler
Is this a hate Luka rant
Hell no , I just hadn't found anybody to talk about him this way before
And with this ladies and gentlemen I rest my case
never forget that one time in a magic tree house book annie went onstage in elizabethan england, where women were not allowed to be actors. she and jack are also those badasses who survived the sinking of the titanic, a tsunami, numerous attacks by vicious animals, ice age temperatures, and numerous other horrors which could send the bravest of warriors running. and they kept going back. jack and annie were metal as fuck.
people who say y’all
texans
gays
But…. I say y'all…. And I’m neither texan, nor gay…..
You Will Be.
I don’t really say y’all that often and I’m Texan and gay
and now i say y’all
Come get this dick-fil-a
I’m tired of y'all reblogging this every Sunday
One of you shit heads are saving this post and waiting until Sunday to reblog it
I will fucking find you
i hope the gays are reblogging this on sunday to spite chikfila
Hell yeah, Fuck chick-fil-A
reblogging on friday because i’m different
